i’m shitting in ur bed
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amber heard
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i needed that cookie to help me finish my assignment… now it won’t get finished… no energy
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L
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I was going to say something but given my running jokes with Litten I think it’d be hypocritical
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LIFE TIP: you can simply buy yourself a cookie. then you will have a cookie (and also less money)
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W
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no assignment fail class drop out no diploma no job no wife work dead end job no happyness
i earn cookie get motivated date hot woman get marry live happy life fulfillment
butterfly effect
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also how did like 100 posts take 2 hours but i tab out for 10 minutes and miss another 100
lmao
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true
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did i mention that its 8 pages long!!
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WTF!!
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this is what you get for smiling
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I ate dinner but now I’m going to eat Dinner 2, which is like when you don’t eat all day so you have dinner at 4:45 and have to get a second dinner at 7:30
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ok i’ll go back to being depressed (it was happening anyway)
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Because you’re still hungry. I tried to get fake ice cream from the soft serve machine but they TOOK OFF THE HANDLES
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wait no now i feel bad
Go to jail
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i missed the cookei sadge
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