Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#7942

and rearranged the sky
so that each and every woman
COULD FIND THE PERFECT GUY

#7943

im tall but i am not chill i am evil

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#7944

You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy

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#7945

May Fact 2: this might not surprise you because of the avatar, but I actually only started wearing them this fall, significantly after I got the avatar. Mets Lemres was first

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#7946

you are the most harmless and tame person i know

#7947

i am the guy

#7948

Hey May, the new BOTC character reminds me of you. It’s like Dreamer.

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#7949

you’re finally in a location where you can get away with wearing a mets hat in public

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#7950

What is it?

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#7951

I don’t even own a Mets hat

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#7952

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#7953

i have what i like to call an underdog complex. i have to be worse at everything by default but overcome my failgirl abilities with my sheer will. in all situations

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#7954

what baseball hat are you even wearing then

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#7955

“oh wow youre really good at this game ari” yeah but did you know i used to suck really bad and overcame it through sheer raw swag

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#7956

im sorry tutuu underneath the sweet orange peel theres a juicy bitter orange flesh underneath

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#7957

drama queenie story

i think i can somewhat relate

#7958

Check the BOTC page.

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#7959

it’s not a compliment may

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#7960

…what

why would the flesh be bitter and the peel be sweet

u are an amoeba with no brain cell

#7961

Do you think I know where that is? Why don’t you just tell me, because you’re so nice and generous~

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