Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#10672

i KILLED them?

#10673

wait did you actually mean mathew game theory I thought you were game game theorying

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#10674

Someone should totally make an alt called Everyone

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#10675

sure ill do that

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#10676

@anon21242589 get on it

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#10677

yeah
I just need a suggestion for [reason] why arthurian canon is all about getting with other people’s wives

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#10678

it doesn’t even have to be plausible
i’ll make it work

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#10679

:x:
you aren’t Someone nya nya nya

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#10680

hm

#10681

i definitely am someone

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#10682

cant be no one

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#10683

because it’s fucking hot wdym

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#10684

do some story from the bible where they cheat

#10685

@noone

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#10686

the king david story
its parallelling that

#10687

You’re retinazer and im spazmatism

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#10688

the bible is extremely anti-cheating
wait I have historical context to take advantage of let’s go

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#10689

@wolf
nya

#10690

nono
they’re paralelling the king david story where he sees a woman bathing and then a prohpet shows up and is like
“bitch you stole a fucking sheep from a poor man as an exceedingly rich man”

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#10691

@Luka your mom

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