Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Everybody knows this!

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The point of the cookie thread is to learn about my traits and hobbies

Like… Murdering People?

I haven’t killed anybody yet

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I couldn’t do it probably cause I’m too much of a perfectionist and would spend forever trying to plot a manner of killing which would genuinely leave zero evidence and that’s hard so I’d never get around to it

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it’s honestly better to not plan it at all, makes it harder solve. All you gotta do is make sure you don’t have your phone on you and there aren’t any cameras

Excessive planning is my downfall! I can’t help myself! This is how my wolfgame works too

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whether or not you could murder is impossible to know without having been in the circumstance to murder. however whether or not youd be a good murderer is a great question. really shows your values. what do you want out of a murder.

literally me

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The only fun out of murdering someone is the excitement you get that you might get caught

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youre quite the boring murderer

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No I agree. It’s not the only fun but it’s a crucial part of it

someone has clearly never tried to elicit reactions from their victim

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you can do that without killing them

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i don’t think i’d get away with it because i wouldn’t have it in me to murder unless i truly hated someone. and at that point it would be a crime of passion and all the flaws that entail

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why do you people immediately go to fun. there are more positive emotions to take away from murder other than thrill

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Torture is just murder but less icky

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yes but it’s less interesting that way

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can a girl not kill just to cause as much destruction as humanly possible

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this is a bold statement even outside the realm of memeing

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