Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#11012

(I technically pay 0)

#11013

BONUS: shortly after i left the cave someone conveniently hit a button that literally set off a nuclear bomb inside the cave destroying all evidence instantly

#11014

yeah one time my mom was like

#11015

uh i have to pay housing but i’m trying to get onto the Residence Hall Association executive council so I don’t have to pay housing either

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#11016

loans are awesome right

#11017

“I don’t think you’ll be able to go to college out of state, it’s too expensive”

#11018

I could’ve paid 0 per semester but I’m a dumb stupid idiot (and disabled meaning it would be physically dangerous to go to any of the schools that offered it to me but that’s not relevant)

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#11019

STEAL YOUR WAY INTO A DEGREE BESTIE!!!

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#11020

If i pretend the loans aren’t my responsibility and therefore don’t exist I’m paying 0 per semester

#11021

just try really really hard on the PSAT and come to wsu with me

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#11022

most of them charge absurd rates if you’re from out of state for no good reason

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#11023

real

#11024

pretty much

#11025

never take loans

#11026

Marshal I already took the psat

#11027

literally if you get like above a 1460 on the PSAT you dont have to pay wsu tuition. that’s it. that’s all the work you have to do

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#11028

i had the choice between paying money and waking up at 5:30am and i chose waking up at 5:30am

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#11029

I separately had tuition covered for in-state schools but I was also a dumb stupid idiot and didn’t go there (went to the campus and was like “if I spent an extended period of time here I would want to kill myself”)

#11030

checks notes

#11031

howd you do idr what the exact timeline is like