Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

[Marshal]

cope and fucking seethe

[Marshal]

Whenever someone’s like “I never have to have cancer again thank god” I feel really sad for them… and you can’t tell them that because they’re happy about it. But I feel very sad. It’s less about the disease and more about the fact that they clearly intend to never get cancer again when they say this. And I’m like what hte fuck. I’m going to keep doing this as long as I possibly can. Eventually I’ll have enough, I’m sure. But sometimes friends of mine are like “thank GOD I caught my diagnosis before Stage IV” and I’m like you are so different from me it is incomprehensible

[Marshal]

thsi is basically you

[May]

Whenever someone’s like “I never have to go in the torture labyrinth again” I feel really sad for htem… and you can’t tell them that because they’re happy about it. But I feel very sad. It’s less about the labyrinth and more about the fact htat they clearly intend to never get tortured again when they say this. And I’m like what hte fuck. I’m going to keep doing this as long as I possibly can. Eventually I’ll have enough, I’m sure. But sometimes friends of mine are like “thank GOD I got out of the labyrinth before the minotaur spotted me” and I’m like you are so different from me it is incomprehensible

[Brakuren]

@Litten IS A TYRANT

[May]

May Unempathetic

[May]

Whenever someone’s like “I never have to play forum mafia again” I feel really sad for htem… and you can’t tell them that because they’re happy about it. Because I feel very sad. It’s less about the mafia and more about the fact htat they clearly intend to never get tortured again when they say this. And I’m like what hte fuck. I’m going to keep doing this as long as I possibly can. Eventually I’ll have enough, I’m sure. But sometimes friends of mine are like “thank GOD I got that forum ban” and I’m like you are so different from me it is incomphreneisble

[May]

Torture labyrinth post was better but I don’t expect you to understand.

[Litten]

Time to close these channels and never look at them again.

[May]

There’s a suffering room?

[Litten]

Yeah brak’s in it

[Litten]

They thought they could revolt against me without consuqences

[Brakuren]

I don’t even have perms to bathroom

[Litten]

I know

[May]

[benguinedparbecue]

okay but unironically i agree with may about the math thing (totally unbiased)

[May]

SEE

[Atlas]

math sucks because im bad at it

[Brakuren]

[Marshal]

i found ur alt