Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i injure may with absurd traps on a regular basis

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Nya and woof are both cute i can’t decide

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squeak

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Ok yea this wins

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I can’t argue in good faith saying nya is cute because so many people do it

There is also an established precedence for abusive relationships between cats and mice.

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i carry the bubonic plague :3

Those were rats, or more specifically the fleas on rats. Not mice, you sham.

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its CALLED FLIRTING

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you only say this wins because of my cat tho

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Ok

Shh they don’t know that

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Arty go squeak

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This checks out, but how often does May reciprocate with running you through death-defying machinations and gauntlets?

chlowee

chlowoe

I thought all good relationships were built on you building death traps

Stoweee

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its been established he has me run around a wheel

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That’s what the Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated show taught me.

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