i injure may with absurd traps on a regular basis
Nya and woof are both cute i can’t decide
squeak
Ok yea this wins
I can’t argue in good faith saying nya is cute because so many people do it
There is also an established precedence for abusive relationships between cats and mice.
i carry the bubonic plague :3
Those were rats, or more specifically the fleas on rats. Not mice, you sham.
its CALLED FLIRTING
you only say this wins because of my cat tho
Ok
Shh they don’t know that
Arty go squeak
This checks out, but how often does May reciprocate with running you through death-defying machinations and gauntlets?
chlowee
chlowoe
I thought all good relationships were built on you building death traps
Stoweee
its been established he has me run around a wheel
That’s what the Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated show taught me.