Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

The catch phases is dumb but this might work

JUMPER.
The novel is as fantastic as the movie is soulless.

nobody who calls themselves a “doggirl” on the internet can lift more than 15 pounds

9 Likes

i would abuse this emoji soooooooooo much

I don’t remember a single magic treehouse book
Not even the names of the characters
But apparently i read like a hundred of them or something

1 Like

i did like 9 half pushups today and my arms are still incredbily sore

2 Likes

you have so much beef with doggirls its crazy

2 Likes

Good cop bad cop is better than this.

1 Like

yeah I do what the fuck r u gonna do about it

2 Likes

It’s practically a biography of a teleporter in the book without the conspiracy nonsense (those are in the sequels I didn’t read).

“how many internet doggirls could you beat up” is the exact same question as “how many 4th graders could you take in a fight” literally any of you come at me

I can carry 65 lbs with both hands and htat’s the most I can carry

image
i was complaining to my partner
image
your response?

4 Likes

i have to redact what i was going to respond to this its late but its not that late

1 Like

discord light mode

1 Like

@May kill this man

1 Like

DEATH TO YOU

no response; fair game

3 Likes

bug boy moment

3 Likes