Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

You mute all of May’s alts and half the site disappears-

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by this I thought you meant you were playing another turbo

heh
pushes up glasses
i dont wear glasses

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idk i might if ones filling but im in too zany (i cannot believe i am using this word with a hint of seriousness) of a mood to take them seriously and kind of dont feel like actually pissing people off so idk lol

Not even sunglasses to protect your eyes from the UV rays?

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me either but my eyesight sucks :sunglasses:

you dont?

they make me wear glasses to be on the road. buzzkills

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they kept questioning me. so i put on my teacher voice and then they backed off. it works pretty well

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i think i could still drive better without glasses than half the people here

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i have TWENTY THIRTEEN vision
my vision is ABOVE AVERAGE
what the average person can see at THIRTEEEN FEET i can see at TWENTY

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okay you don’t have to BRAG

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nice

everyone else in my family needs glasses i am better than everyone else

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i am gay

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im gay

ybw are we consipring or nah

nahhh
unless?

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damn

nah i just want a deck using the fuckin uhhh
commanders from the manor new set thing