Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I could’ve fit in 2 more credits if I did tutoring or the like mini-TAing or something and I already have to explain shit in physics class to people next ot me cause the TAs are bad at it but I forgot to apply

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Up to 25 credits

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We can only take up to 21 and then we gotta pay more money

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This professor is jotrious for being hard but I noticed all the hard professors grade their tests out of 110 points and this guy isn’t an exception

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I assume this system is in place because people were taking way too many classes so they could get their money’s worth. I assume people here would do that

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I could up to 25 and thats it, thems the breaks

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yea that is 1 of the 2 ways colleges troll you for money

Only 2?

2nd is when they require X credits at the university

Oh well im not counting the bs where your financial aid reduces the more years you are at the uni

this cucks you if you transfered credits

Chaaat how do I write an email that’s like “I missed the email you sent me on Friday, and I also slept through the exam today”

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I mean you kinda gotta say you were really sick

Subject: Apology for Missing Email and Exam Absence

Dear [Recipient’s Name],

I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to express my sincere apologies for missing the email you sent me on Friday and for my absence from today’s exam.

Unfortunately, due to [provide brief explanation if comfortable, such as oversleeping or any other reason], I did not receive the email in a timely manner, resulting in my absence from the exam. I understand the importance of attending exams and fulfilling my responsibilities, and I deeply regret any inconvenience or disruption my absence may have caused.

I take full responsibility for my actions and understand the impact they may have. Moving forward, I assure you that I am committed to ensuring this does not happen again and will take necessary steps to prevent similar situations in the future.

Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience caused and appreciate your understanding in this matter.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

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Or you left the state or something due to private family reasons

may could get away with that

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This screams chat gpt lmao

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Dunno what you are talking about I wrote that in 19 seconds exactly

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I mean whats the professor gonna do, call you a lier?

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You could make fun of them for their incorrect spelling if they do

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