look you could get away with it
Assumedly you. Still have it
Right
Emailing my professor āIām going to have a family emergency in 2 weeks. Donāt ask how I know thisā
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i plan on having a family emergency in two weeks. i refuse to elaborate
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Was scared would make finding job harder, so I decided powering though it is better option
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Ok thatās just unhealthy decision making but
Iāve noticed your exam conflicts with a family emergency, my cousin is going to get stabbed repeatedly in 2 weeks and I donāt think I can make it to the exam during that timeā
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Alright this is the most form of the joke everybody else go home
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why does the real world care so much more about family emergencies than friend emergencies anyway
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What about me emergencies what if Iām getting stabbed repeatedly
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Every time I learn something new about Someoneās backstory it ends up being super fucked up and they pass it off as normal
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just lie about it being family
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Chosen family
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if you have time to get stabbed you have time to show your work
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family is not an equivalence relation, since families can often overlap and itās impossible to partition the world into disjoint families. therefore, familial relationships are not necessarily reflexive. so no, you getting stabbed is not a family emergency, get back to work
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Your struggles are valid
Thatās like
Idk
idk how he was able to keep that shit on lockdown so hard
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Tutuu did you get done watching hazbin
Or Chloe
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ā¦would you like your grandchildren to similarly figure out how fucked your life was only postmortem
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