Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

See I still find him boring but see aforementioned homosexuality

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it also had the benefit of the botc gambler role suiciding on who they thought had to be the last mafia and camouflaging the otherwise lack of kills

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Homosexual. What sex? Whatever’s funniest

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don’t ask why the botc gambler inspired role was still alive at this point

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marshal died for this

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what about baker?

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When I was like a kid I was like “ohhh am I bisexual or a lesbian this is crucial information for me to find out I need to think about it forever and I will never come to a conclusion” and then one day I was like it doesn’t fucking matter. And as soon as I stopped caring I immediately was like “yeah I’m a lesbian”

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Baker sending that doesn’t change my mental model of them

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nice

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see this person understands that sexuality is just a label

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manliest man

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image

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Sexuality is a description of how you relate to the world and no amount of hypothetical “oh what if I DO find a guy attractive” is important if I would never actually fucking date a man

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SO TRUE

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sexuality is a word that has word “sex” in it, which makes it inherently funny

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Also funny anecdote: in middle school I did have crushes on guys. Or at least so I told myself.

Every single guy in question was either gay or asexual. One of them later came out as bi instead and I immediately lost interest. That was the point where I was like “yeah this is a fucking exercise in hypotheticals I literally only feel comfortable with this because they’re completely unattainable and I would never actually date them”

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bean is stressed about a project due in hour thirty minutes and is procrastinating instead
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bold enough to assume anyone would date you

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I have super bad news

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This doesn’t work! Somebody is dating me!

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If marshal doesn’t immedaitely double down and post a bad image and get banned for double the length I’ll be sad

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