Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

how would you kill them?

I mean the most characteristic way would be poison, no?

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How will you obtain the poison? And how will you poison their drink or food?

i dont think this is true but maybe you’ve been around him longer than i thought because my mental image of arctic has always been like vague gestures towards arctic

(this is only half true)

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Chemistry student, silly, and people leave bags and food unattended around me all the time. Don’t want to give them the exact food because that’d be too easily traced. You hand out cookies and people notice, you know

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Realistically any string of deaths in [REDACTED] middle school would be immediately noticed but that detail is uninteresting for the joke so it’s discarded

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Also I did literally hand out cookies to my friends fairly frequently cause I liked to bake

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i got the impression your gender identity was fairly confidently “:transgender_flag:” internally but externally you pretended you didnt care as much as you actually do (i am an armchair psychologist)

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So you have to hav ean excuse as to why those aren’t poisoned

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i dont know how he was all the time before i met him but i definitely know i made him into a dog boy. it was me. i did it. me

ooooh right

also i love that you called me silly hehe :blush:

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being a [REDACTED] doesn’t come with being a dogboy

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ok i cant argue with that

gooseboy

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2/9 players of the pokemon 9er newbie game in have turned into dogfolk

coorelation?

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oh

damn

this made me feel like. when kaiba got mind crushed by yugi

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Everyone should get impressions about my gender identity that’s kind of the whole point .You make it up in your head

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wow very wrong
(im actually not sure but i think its wrong

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Blank canvas

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my first replacement for that word was a british endearing word starting with c thats highly offensive in american

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Being a cat doesn’t come with being a dogboy

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