Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Franchise…

franchise…

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  1. I do not need to back up
  2. Because I see free picks & an opportunity to get a Sick Triple (which I cannot capitalise on if I back up)
  3. When I get a Sick Triple, this will benefit my team, and I should work to benefit my team
  4. If I do not back up, I may get a Sick Triple and benefit my team
  5. Therefore, I do not need to back up
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This should be our new thing I love this bit it’s a great bit it should be our new thing forever

Magnus you must learn the sixteen categories of knowledge.

means of right knowledge (pramāṇa); object of right knowledge (prameya); doubt (samsaya); purpose (prayojana); familiar instance (dṛṣṭānta); established tenet (siddhānta); members of an inference (avayava); reasoning (tarka); ascertainment or results (nirṇaya); discussion (vāda); sophistic disputations (jalpa); cavil (vitaṇḍa); fallacies (hetvābhāsa); quibbles (chala); futile rejoinders (jāti); and methods of losing an argument (nigrahasthāna).

I keep calling my first-turn draw in Slay the Spire a “haipai”, which is what your initial hand is called in mahjong, which is only mildly funny until you consider the fact that I initially learned this term from the following image:

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MAAAN THESE HAIPAIS REALLY DO BE SUCKING SOME SUSSY FORTNITE BALLS THO NO CAP

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you have a problem

okay so remember how it was like 45 in my room when i first got here? they gave me a temporary space heater and fixed the actual heater. i had them both running for a while because it was so cold/out of inertia but i turned off the space heater like a week ago. unfortunately my heater seems to have adapted too well and now it’s FUCKING 80 EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE TEMPERATURE SET TO LIKE 70

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does anybody wanna be named after one of my soldiers in xcom and serve alongside figures such as Bill “Rhino” Clinton and George “Father” Washington

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back then it was so fucking cold that i was like “meh there’s no such thing as too hot it would be better than this.” i might still agree but this is a different kind of bad

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Yes


youre my best sharpshooter

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1,000th post on this site.
Wee.

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Oh, you are kidding me.

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Bad site.
Shut it down.
DDoSing Chloe’s Patreon page as we speak.

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i don’t even play mafia here and i have almost 4k. skill diff

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apparently it would take a full month to read every post i have ever made on this site

That’s a lie. I know you played Stellaris.
Granted, that’s because I shot you N1, but that’s water under the bridge.