Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Idk

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if you kill someone they can sue you for damages

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I only know international law so if you want to know if you have committed a war crime hit me up

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why do i have 3 new messages

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they’re all May huh

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lawyer client confidentiality. didn’t you watch better call saul

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It would be funny if we get sued and go to court and the prosecutor reads posts from cookie thread out loud

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Mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit.

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the real question is if they’ll have to say cookie or dookie

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Yeah it’s gonna be funny when they list off all the alleged illegal activities we do here

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Mods might have to temporarily ban magnus and let marluxion take over if we get sued

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I have never admitted to ANY crimes on here

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marluxion would just dip and go play mafia coliseum and say he never knew us

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who’s gunna tell him

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NOT RELEVANT

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She stole first so its not bad or wrong

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the judge will see how enlightened we are and let us off the hook

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IN JEST

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