Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I would hope so I’m 20

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There’s plenty of ways to be unemployable and 20!

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I’m unemployable and 18 :relieved:

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Well I can think of a few reasons why you would be unemployable

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Ooh ooh which ones

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  1. Plays Mahjong
  2. Plays Forum Mafia
  3. Plays Splatoon 3
  4. Likes the Mets
  5. Is named after a month
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I think having a month name is a protected class :/

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Imagine not being named after a Bible character

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wgu52r8p7clz

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Sometimes when my Splatoon teammates tell me what to do I pretend I can’t hear them

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Extremely unconvincingly and vocally

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you’re just asking to get bullied

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nice

What did you say? I didn’t hear you

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I don’t know what those words mean

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i really wanna bully you for your teammates’ sake

But what if I get a sick triple

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you better do

otherwise you are a dummy girl stupid silly smelly unempathetic dum dum

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I should play draft tournaments again. My teammates have suffered enough. I need to make strangers deal with my bullshit

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