I would hope so I’m 20
There’s plenty of ways to be unemployable and 20!
I’m unemployable and 18 
Well I can think of a few reasons why you would be unemployable
Ooh ooh which ones
- Plays Mahjong
- Plays Forum Mafia
- Plays Splatoon 3
- Likes the Mets
- Is named after a month
I think having a month name is a protected class :/
Imagine not being named after a Bible character

Sometimes when my Splatoon teammates tell me what to do I pretend I can’t hear them
Extremely unconvincingly and vocally

you’re just asking to get bullied
nice
What did you say? I didn’t hear you
I don’t know what those words mean
i really wanna bully you for your teammates’ sake
But what if I get a sick triple
you better do
otherwise you are a dummy girl stupid silly smelly unempathetic dum dum

I should play draft tournaments again. My teammates have suffered enough. I need to make strangers deal with my bullshit
