Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I am so fucking jealous

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yeah

May are you in college

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one time my mom was like YOU BEING TRANS IS A GIFT FROM GOD BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO PEOPLE
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List of things I cannot do here:

  • Mornings
  • Work
  • Coffee
  • Reading (Separate Issue)
  • Running
  • Swimming

Do this twice for me Ok ?

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Tes

Nominally

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no may is 8

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Can I go to my classes or do my schoolwork Well today I spent twelve hours in bed. But I’m enrolled here and haven’t failed out

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ur probably 12 go back to watching cocomelon

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sorry i mean yes may is 8. youngest person to ever get into harvard

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I’m 8 and I go to Harvard

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for moral reasons in this scenario i am also 8

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I could not survive without any of these things ):
Getting SSDI took me two years and a court hearing but once I did it unlocked every door for me – got to skip the line for section 8 and get 75% off an awesome apartment, half off on the train, then went off disability and started working full time + got promoted twice working full time now

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Still rely on a complex Elixir of stuff to beat insomnia but otherwise I’m basically on top of the world rn

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I’m so grumpy lately about it. So tired. There’s probably some issue that is causing me to be more tired this week cause it’s been worse than usual but it also take energy to search for and resolve issues

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i can confirm when i sent Christmas cards his address was just ā€œHarvardā€

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www.Harvard

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My dad took a class at Harvard. One class. He entolled in the class and it was noted to be located at Harvard. Obviously. Because that’s the school it’s at.

But it didn’t say what building. He looked around the information on the class and couldn’t find for the life of him what fucking like precise location this class was at. It just says ā€œHarvardā€.

Well it turns out they have a building called Harvard Hall

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I feel for you may. In between dropping out of college and getting hired by my job in 2020, things were terrible for me also and I just used animal crossing to keep depression at bay pretty much. Things can always turn around. I’ll pray for you if you’d like

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