Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

one of my irl friends could NOT shut up about some guy named childe

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(for legal reasons that’s a joke)

(They were talking about somebody eternally young)

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pokemon is a competitive game

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today be like
YO MAMMA SO FAT
SHE BROUGHT XBOX
TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!

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my bluetooth remains randomly disconnecting

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just got an email from the university of chicago that says “you, too, can be Batman”

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i’m the only one allowed to be batman here

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The town of Batman or Batman the superhero?

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Youngsters nowadays would fall for this.

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be juggler
cerenovus makes you mad as clockmaker n1
don’t once even try to claim clockmaker
juggle three different people as vortox
refuse to elaborate
get executed by town without the storyteller needing to do it

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be Sage
die at the first opportunity
get true info
immediately out your info
still lose

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why did the sage not vote for the alive player in their ping in f3? are they stupid?

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be depressed
failure at life
see minority rule is running
join minority rule
life 10000x better

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be Storyteller
three different players made Cere mad over the course of the game
none of them claim to be the role they are mad as
don’t execute any of them
evil still wins

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thread is botcposting, time to

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(context: d1 shenanigans as outlined above, d2 i was made mad as mutant and just indirectly argued for a fang gu world instead [it was 7p], d3 they just made someone mad as. their actual role that they had already claimed)

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Marionette hits 4/5 of these

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probably 5/5 if you mine ao3 hard enough