Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

that last bit was uncalled for

she is also bread

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there are things i should be doing idk why i’m even offering this

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yes but I can write something for the bit (you need a prompt though)

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can you write about the inner machinations of piper’s mind

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translation

Today I told my humans that I needed more food but even though I explained it so many times they still didn’t give me more. I thought maybe they just forgot so I went to sit on their warm hand thing attached to the colorful light box but instead of feeding me more they picked me up and put me on the floor. I don’t get why they like the colorful light box so much. The colorful light box is not a cat and not food and they don’t even sit on the warm part. Humans are not very smart.

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lmao i love this tyrete

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Thank you Zug for liking this screenshot and reminding me that it exists

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(Neither of these people were PRs)

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before ybw went mainstream…

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town when arctic is town

what

before ybw went mainstream…

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before ybw went mainstream…

the 49ers lost and that’s all that matters

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what time do the cowboys play tonight

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they didn’t take the news too well

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conservatives rooting for the san francisco team (the bastions of america) vs the missouri team (woke)

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yall are just mad at and jealous of my success & my pomni pfp

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i’m just rooting against c*lifornia

ā€œriggedā€ is just the default conservative response when something they don’t like happens at this point. they need new material

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