Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Pog was not even the Position on Graph, exPosition was your Position on the Graph, pog was the underlying factor that was turned into your x-Position on the Graph. Reality is not important, though. Pog


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I think a lot of people thought that pog was an official name in communications about it. Because that’s what everybody called it. And I was like “yeah x thing that decreases pog makes your team Cringe”. And people thought that was official

by the way italy part of this reaction is legitimately intentional. blaseball was unironically cosmic horror, just partially fulfilled through the medium of thousands of impenetrable jokes beyond anyone’s understanding

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the game was like this too we just amplified it. a lot.

The devs did call it pog on a stream so I did achieve my evil ends of making everybody call it pog. And cringe. They almost added “pog sun” and “cringe sun” which referenced the name also

i still genuinely don’t get the Qais Dogwalker thing even though i’ve had it explained to me. it’s not even a funny name by blaseball standards

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i do get haynesposting though. such a beautiful tradition

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Jacob Haynes’ favorite character in Blood On The Clocktower is Undertaker

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i played a blaseball themed game of mafia once. it was a genuine fever dream we had to submit a form every day of three modifications we wanted to happen and 5 of them randomly happened. votes were decided by the square of the number of votes for someone but i don’t think it ever actually differed from maj. there was a role that made an action target half the game and only on night 5 or 6 did mafia figure out they could use it to kill half the game

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Jacob Haynes is such an Undertaker

do they know who got executed on day 1

uhhhh

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wow. blatant minion trying to cover for their demon. don’t fall for the bait guys

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I agree that Botcu is just annoying
Ottie server is better

what

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we on season 2 :exclamation:

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(Ottie server is where they play everything except clocktower but it has to be longform)