Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

POLL

Today, you say “Sorry, I’m going to be busy next Sunday, that’s the day my English paper is due.” What day is your English paper due?

  • February 18
  • February 25
  • Something else

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This is the worst excuse ever

Just say you are gonna rob a bank or smh

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How did you get access to my syllabus?

if you voted re-vote, I accidentally forgot to put on the setting to show who voted for what

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ok well, if you say “Sorry, I’m going to be busy next Sunday, I’m robbing a bank” when are you robbing the bank?

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Probably Monday

Got a 2-pack of Starbursts as a bribe to get me to fill out some form and I opened it and saw 2 pink and visibly made the saddest face I think I’ve ever made

(I only like orange and yellow)

what the fuck is wrong with you

pink starburst are the only good candy

may is banned

bank isn’t even open on sundays. you’re gonna have to go through the cameras and vaults on all that shit without any of the joys of threatening real people. are you stupid?

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idk Benguin, does “robbing a bank to get out of a social engagement” sound like a smart person thing to do

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Yes

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nah yellow and orange are the only good starburst

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I was 50/50 on whether you were gonna be outraged on me but I knew you’d have an opinion

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mahjong players have superior taste

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Breh just get the fave reds. Nothing else is considerable. Cherry is my favorite but strawberry a close second.

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God it’s been forever since I’ve had starburst might buy some today. Need more sugar to stay awake for another 9 hours so I’m more well rested for a high pressure shift tomorrow

Prolly will pick some up when I stop at target later to buy cologne