Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

socrates was so fucking annoying the athenians did nothing wrong

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Noting this for my philio class

Wouldn’t you just want a better neural net to analyze the other?

I think we should construct some kind of meta perfect crab to analyse all crabs off of

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“For 109 years, I have kept you alive and tortured you. and for 109 years, each of you has wondered, WHY? WHY ME? WHY ME?”

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his entire schtick was “none of us know nothing but i at least know that i know nothing” which is. one of the most pretentious things to say from someone who supposedly knows nothing

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no, i think that we should develop an entirely separate system of artificial machine learning than the current neural net model, because otherwise there’s no way for us to meaningfully say that the entire field is not flawed from first principles

lmao the literal second paragraph of the neurons paper specifically talks about having humans do it, and previous work to that effect

This has traditionally required humans to manually inspect neurons to figure out what features of the data they represent. This process doesn’t scale well: it’s hard to apply it to neural networks with tens or hundreds of billions of parameters.

(note: three different links)

for example, chess engines can’t be analyzed and critiqued by chess GMs because they lack the scaling

although we can throw chess engines at themselves and see the results as something we understand

it’s funnier when you realize that Socrates was told he’s the wisest person alive and he just walked to random strangers trying to figure out why

his other schtick was constantly asking questions. he was like a five year old who keeps asking “why?” every time you answer one of their questions but when you inevitably run out of answers he’s just like “wow you know nothing idiot.” it’s a miracle athens didn’t execute him earlier

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we shouldn’t fucking do that is what i’m saying
we create a different engine for that precise purpose

nothing isnt real everything is a thing. if you define “knowing” as having absolutely no doubt under any possible circumstances however silly you are bad and should feel bad why do you want to be miserable. like he just wanted to feel better than everyone else (according to my headcanon) but SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I would suspect that new forms of machine learning will come along, wouldnt be that worried

currntly working on Machine Learning 2

a machine that is flawed from first principles is never going to answer “Yes” to “Am I flawed from first principles?” and it’s never going to accurately explain why

Chess has like 7 major engines that analyze one another

“ But it’s not obvious that Socrates’ interpretation is the right way to understand the oracle’s message. In fact, the priestess didn’t say that Socrates was wiser than everyone else, she said that no one was wiser than Socrates. This is compatible with the following propositions:

  1. Everyone is as wise as Socrates.

  2. Socrates is no wiser than anyone else.

  3. No one is very wise.

  4. No one is at all wise.

So the oracle may have been saying that Socrates is not at all wise and in that respect is no different from, and certainly no better than, anyone else. But Socrates immediately turns this into the pronouncement that he is the wisest – meaning (a) that he has some kind of wisdom (which the oracle didn’t say) and (b) that he has more of it than anyone else (which she also didn’t say”
This is the funniest interpretation

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yeah fun fact we still don’t really know what knowledge is. edmund gettier has a pretty cool two page paper in which he overturned the entire field of epistemology and it hasn’t been figured out since https://fitelson.org/proseminar/gettier.pdf