Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

what’s ur opinion on drowning children

is it ethical to work at the child drowning factory

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@Sigmund_Freud

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Arete, technically Icibalus just wants them to build different machine systems to analyze this system

Although their incorrect, because who is analyzing the other machine? If the other machine is worse than the original machine, and it tells us “Machine 1 sucks!” how do we know we could trust the analysis of machine 2?

What if we give them floaties

idk, “throw the woodchipper into the woodchipper and see if it produces results with predictive value” seems reasonable to try! obviously if it doesn’t work you should then say that it didn’t work, but like. sometimes tools that you personally find distasteful can still make useful predictions.

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would you save a child knowing you would be late to work because of it

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we would be really bad at drowning children then I feel like that’s counter productive

you may be written up

listen i am sorry i want androids to be real as much as the next autistic nerd but every single thing i’ve seen has suggested the modern field of artificial intelligence is completely fucking flawed from first principles and the only evidence that the field can produce is using stuff from that field

“Stop floating up! Stop floating up, goddaman it!”

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but the analysis is “wow we put the woodchipper into the woodchipper and this proves that the woodchipper works”

I think it’s wild to value your job more than children
maybe it’s just me but I don’t think any company wants to be known as the company that fired soemone for saving a child

yes fucking obviously i’m not a ghoul

I can see it

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the scp foundation is a brutal brutal workplace

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GHOUL?

we should go back to more fun dilemmas

oh, so now we’re not doing what our field intellectually suggests we have to do because it’s hard, so we should instead use the first thing we came up with in the hopes that it’s as good as all the fraudsters say it is

okay litten get in the box

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The ethics committee would like a moment of your time.