Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

I’m always looking these things up! (Private Internet Access is a VPN my dad has a subscription to that I steal)

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i don’t get why everyone hates on pollution so much

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i will never be him…

no arctic you wont be a satsuma

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hades 2 woman abs

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listen. i can explain.

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i can explain, okay? i can explain

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no you cant

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hazard defended the gay allegations by claiming he just spent 30 minutes looking at hades 2 woman abs. naturally my curiosity was piqued, only for hazard. i wanted to make sure he wasn’t lying and he wasn’t secretly gay after all

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im innocent

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holy fuck

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hades 2 is bisexual by default sorry thats not enough for either of you

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i like this one

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whyyy is that surprisinggg to you?

grrrrr…

one need only glance in the general direction of the hades franchise to ascertain its bisexuality

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