Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

bold of you to assume I put literally any brainpower into contextualizing that as where you were or even why you were there

I just got to play geoguessr in the wild

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Could it be … someone designed it to be that way?

yeah it was me, no problem

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:wowee:

It actually won’t be that way forever. The moon is gradually getting further away and eventually it won’t be able to cover the sun like it does and cause an eclipse. I’m pretty sure the opposite was true at one point and it used to completely cover the sun. We just happen to live in a time where we get solar eclipses.

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what’s the timescale on this anyways

and how does it stack up to human history

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a quick google search suggests we have 650 million years until eclipses don’t work which is far enough out as to basically not matter

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not sure when they started but they’re going to last ~500-600 million more years

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I think it’s probably not unlikely to assume then that for as long as humans have been a thing we’ve had sick eclipses

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Really weird and bizarre and seemingly unbelievable coincidences happen all the time (mathematically speaking, it’d be weird if freak coincidences like that didn’t happen with some regularity). It’s extremely common for humans to look for and attribute deeper meaning to these coincidences. There’s even for a word for it: apophenia. A classic example of an apophany (and even theophany I think) is the identification of constellations. The big dipper is up there looking like a big dipper! It’s really hard for us, as humans, to really internalize and understand that there’s no meaning to it looking like that. Like a way to detect if something is unnatural is if there are literally no patterns we can find it because that’s extraordinarily unusual and belies an intentionality behind its lack of visible patterns. We’re just really good pattern recognition machines, and really like to believe there’s meaning behind it. It’s just how we’re wired.

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Yeah, it’s one of things we’re fortunate the timing happened to line up this way.

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fortune tellers moment

you’re like my dad, in that i know you’re neurotypical and at the same time i utterly refuse to believe it

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also im ngl the constellations aren’t actually patterns unless you’re exceptionally bored and have nothing to do with your time but stare at the night sky and come up with shit

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TRUE

hanging out with y’all does in fact have downsides for my sanity

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which to be clear is like totally valid if that was your life but in the modern day I have higher standards for what constitutes a drawing of a bear

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if a two year old can do better it ain’t a bear sorry not sorry

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ok look, I’m not going to defend ā€œursa major is a bear,ā€ but I’m willing to defend ā€œthe big dipper is a dipperā€

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wow ok

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