Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

something something menopause get owned

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I’m different

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:wowee:

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based

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@ThatOnePersonInQBCord
You know who you are.

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Mom… I’m a cat
Is that because you do mafia?
Oh yeah lemme check if I accidentally bought the fucking mafia that makes you a cat
Oh fuck [Fortress of Lies]

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i feel like you were a cat before you were on fol

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Latently

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I was a cat when I was like 10, and then I suppressed being a cat, and now I’m a cat again (because of Fortress of Lies)

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It’s because Chloe’s icon has a feline familiar.

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I like the idea that you can buy mafia

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I’m selling entry to virtuous for five bucks a pop, good luck

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Wait shit I missed the deck mafia joke

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do you think guillo would sell the mafia that makes you gay

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No actually he’d sell the mafia that makes you repress your gender until you’re 18

He would sell a separate mafia with rainbows though

For the record it happens to cis people too, that’s how he avoided the lawsuit

And it also causes you to repress every gender

Pro health tip #82: Bastard mafia games are bad for your health, vanilla mafia games are recommended for heavy machinery operators, drinking people and pregnant women.

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