Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

idk. benguinedparbecue

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He called this explanation ā€œgrippingā€

the problem with magnus is that you trust them

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Cookie thread I know you guys don’t like politics but do I have permission to state something that’s kinda fucked uo for my district in Georgia

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As in it’s literally rigged

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you want fake rivalries? Gold peak tea, Peace Tea, Fuze Tea. All coke.

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Sorry, no. I do not legally recognize Georgia if it’s not the country

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Not even gerrymandering it’s rigged in a different way

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Okay what is it. How is the fake country of Georgia rigging the elections

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Don’t.

So there’s two parties
Democrats and republican
The democrat running for my district isn’t actually a democrat and has the exact same positions, if not worse, than the republican, which means that no matter what happens a republican is getting the office

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Are you guys having a birthday party? Yeah, we’re turning six

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im sure you are well aware that is against the rules and i have complained at least 10 times collectively

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my favorite coke/pepsi proxy war is gatorade/powerade. Instant way to decipher if something is coke owned is if fucking powerade is everywhere. Its almost as pathetic in comparison to pepsi’s gatorade as pepsi’s Starry is to sprite

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Powerade is funny because it’s the only ā€œGatoradeā€ in the self service machines

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So you think they’re going to be a faithless elector?

im beginning to think you all enjoy making me upset

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stop it

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Sorry, I don’t actually want your plush from inside to explode

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I want an atlas plushie to put on my dresser

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