Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

damn i was 12 i cant even make fun of u

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truss it’ll change your life for the better

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3-3 tie in dixville notch. is this the dagger

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even this can’t convince me haley-kamala voters are real… if they happen to exist, they gotta be the BIGGEST simps imaginable… like honestly such simpy simpy simps its so funny and sad they are probably not fit to run a forum

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we gotta nuke arizona

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evac oab5 first

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he is literally the reason i posted that

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who would be the tech admin then

one of the fifty thousand t girls here

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listen
if I lose the £1000 I have an excuse to get a job which will in turn benefit me
if I win the £1400 then I win.

its a win/win

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soon as you get a job the urge to gamble will fade trust. lot harder to commit to putting down 500 pounds on the dodgers when you realize it’s equivalent to 24 hours straight of work

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if trump wins the entirety of the us is so fucked
because how woukd aiding in overturning an election, having biden-esque freezes and confusion and being a convicted felon not be enough to stop you getting the presidency??

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imma be big chillin in the bahamas yall have fun

also kamala has executed the perfect moderate strategy
her primary appeal is a won issue
she’s status quo on israel/palestine
she’s much less inclined to raise taxes than biden
appealed to republicans campaigning against specifically trump

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it is in theory free money

I hate polarization. People can’t see the truth in the middle anymore

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silviu thinks every mafia player should develop a better wolfgame

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kamala harris is such a nothing candidate lol. republican crossover may or may not be a myth.

If she wins (and it’s off her own merits), its literally just because she was able to do abortion messaging better than biden could, because like 20% are (basically) single issue voters in favor of it.

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Like her job is just to not be actively dislikeable, hold any position considered extreme, and say ā€œabortionā€ as the 2nd or 3rd to last word in each of her speeches so that it ends with ravenous applause

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Literally, if you watch her speak, ANY rally, in her last sentence, she will say something like ā€œwe will do x, we will stop y, we can do this and that, we will protect a woman’s right to decide for herself etc (cue ravenous applause), and we will do x y and z. god bless americaā€

It’s always 2nd or 3rd to last, because it always gets the most cheers so that the expectation is set for really loud cheers for the final thing she says.

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