when you do finance you have no other soul
The only finance that middle schoolers are learning is personal finance, and thatās far more common sense than actual finance.
oh middle school i thought this was hs
youād manage to make it work anyway
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[pulls out ten graphs]
So letās begin with the Capital Asset Pricing Modelā¦
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The following content are fiction. Not that it is any different from my other ramblings, but I figured I might as well put on a disclaimer "just in case".
A cause. I am lacking a cause to continue. 
I see the images 
in my dreams, but -because they are dreams- itās not easy to make sense of the events 
. Forget chronology 
; itās like asking āwhat is two plus twoā and then getting ā
+ = 
, therefore we need to sacrifice lives 
to bring back our world 
to reality 
ā.
There was a princess 
who was kidnapped by a demon 
. The hero 
entered the villainās castle 
and defeated the monster without giving it a chance to do anything 
. The hero untied 
the princess, who shivering in fear 
. Just when the hero was about to return home 
, he was stabbed in the back! 
The princess smiled from ear to ear 
and explained the hero that she was actually the demon who had swapped 
bodies with the princess. 
The hero died in vain 
and thus the villainess lived happily ever after. 
There was a monster 
who had swapped bodies with a princess it had kidnapped. The true princess, unable to handle her new reality, [REDACTED] 
. The monster panicked 
and had to come up with a plan to kill the hero . It planted traps 
together with its servants 
, and reviewed the escape routes in case of emergency 
. When the hero 
broke into the monsterās castle , all traps were destroyed 
before they could trigger. The hero 
rushed towards the false princess and [REDACTED] 
. The hero was not a good person 
. The servants 
barged into the room and separated the two 
apart. The monster, stuck in the princessā body 
, ran away using the escape route 
. It lit a match 
and set the castle ablaze 
. Without looking back 
, the monster 
walked away from the burning building 
, never to return 
.
Donāt talk to me Iām the kind of person who cringes away at the idea of finance (or maybe falls asleep in class whichever comes first)
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FoL is wonderful it lets me see what Ash edits the message to from beforehand so I donāt only get this experience in a VC once every year
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looking to form an fol union. dm me if interested. mods are not allowed; reviewers are
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I have a bad tendency to be a bit perfectionistic about my messages (and my typing style in general, honestly).
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Let your natural thoughts flow cmon :)
You donāt talk like you type so XD
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Iāve always had a bad habit of stuttering and losing my train of thought when talking in person, so when texting, the ideaās always been to be an optimal version of what Iād say to someone in person.
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A core tenet of that is replicating the intentional grammatical mistakes that Iād make speaking, stuff like run-on sentences and speaking in sentence fragments.
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Almost perfect grammar there you missed a comma
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Nah I donāt think itās that bad
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I donāt think so?
Or, rather, I think you parsed it in a different way than I intended.
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I feel like I talk and type in the same way but I find I stumble over ym words in a way I donāt normally notice
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Nevermind my mind canāt do line breaks
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And I do edit my messages a lot. In real life Iām wlways generating things to say and often donāt deploy them in time to have them be useful and I just have to throw away really good lines/bits
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Online I donāt find this, even over VC. Maybe because conversations are fewer people online, maybe because Iām like, audibly quieter and visibly small IRL so I find it harder to get words in
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This happens to me all the time.
One of the perks of texting is having the time and ability to fully convey those ideas.
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