Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

god flipside was so ass

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The routes take away too much from the supposed light-hearted self-aware reality the last 2 games had

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Okay light-hearted means something else entirely. Is heavy-hearted a word

like the school routes were neat as we got to see some of the shit from her perspective but other than that oh god it sucked

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Edgily not for below young adults that keeps a comedic vibe

ā€œIf you hang out with these losers again then we can’t talk anymore. Before the end of school today I’m doing the decision for you if you don’t decideā€

ā€œWhy did I do that, she’s going to hate meā€

And then… that scene

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its fun when people know your Full Name and Place of Work and City… if i’m gonna be funny on the internet it damn well better be traceable back to my Identity

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not gonna say it just incase some ungodly SEO somehow leads people to FOL when they google me. but its my discord. same as my linkedin url. u should check it out I have myself listed as a ā€œVice President of Financeā€ b/c that’s a paid position I have with a student org but it sounds fancy and I get insane mass recruiter messages well above my pay grade

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i enjoy doing that too it’s just extra funny for me as statue of limitations has yet to expire

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my only crime is being this sexy

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and tax evasion

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you are at best a 6 based on your posting ability

nope, aleph, the rules are different now. you can be hot AND funny. sorry

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it’s so difficult being so much of both

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call me Ishmael

i mean you are a 6/10 poster your game has declined

KG on the nets vibes

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man KG one of my favs ever. I’d take being KG on the nets bruh still a top 100 player in the world. u more like Little Timmy on Sac Hopper over here

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his stats don’t show up in the box score lil bro got hustle and intangibles

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true. passes the eye test. first in the gym last out typa guy.

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give him a g league deal see if he sinks or swims

good culture fit