@discobot roll 1d3
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Tutuu is gen alpha she is a skidbidi toilet fam
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this avatar fits your intelligence so well 
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you can’t defend so you attack
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you want to be a boywife maid but you cant cook cant clean cant do laundry cant do massage. what can you do? cry???
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you’re jealous you can’t have a boywife maid
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also i will learn trust
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ok byeee number two number two
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good night 
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I’d be the perfect boywife if I weren’t such a failure of a boy…
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you’re clumsy and you cook very good and you’re funny. you’re just about perfect for a wife…
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i think i qualify as having a boywife. he’s the one who cooks whereas i never do, I take him out to dinner sometimes (the dining hall) and pay for both meals. Im the one with a job, I constantly tell him to stop bothering me when I watch a sports game. i am definitely the husband in the relationship
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there should be a thing like boywife but doesn’t require you be a boy. like a girlwife or enbywife or something.
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I think they just call it “wife” historically
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enbywife is called a spoon.
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This would be like calling a werewolf a wolf.
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this is the type of relationship i need, preferably one involving throwing beer bottles
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Catgirl
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catgirlwife 
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