It’s not meant to be the pinnacle of accurate humour, nor heavily read into
I got what the joke was supposed to be but like, it didnt make sense to me bc obvi gay isnt being used like that, so I thought I was missing something
i went from completely awake to exhausted in one hour and i dunno why
the sleepy
fortress of lies annual mash 5 hype!!!
S: plays league of legends, edating, long-distance
A: plays FM, Troubled Past
B: is devout Mormon
C: uhhh
D: responds to my messages once in a blue moon
F: is religious
oh yea no totally
i cant fire react this due to being on fol but banger
- is wearing a suit of skin (origins unknown)
- is not aware trains still exist
- is being influenced but not a part of a cult
- goes hunting
- obsessed with defunct european royal bloodlines
- says yum dot com after every bite of food
- thinks water is disgusting
…i really ought to post here slightly more often. remember my cultural roots
Hyyyyyyype
nerdcord hearing this

real
is posting bourgeois
s. says yum dot com after every bite
a. is not aware trains exist, is being influenced but not part of a cult
f: is wearing a suit of skin (origins unknown), goes hunting, obsessed with defunct european royal bloodlines, thinks water is disgusting
you can continue believing that. ‘in the Epstein files’ does not equal ‘is a pedophile’ - like that is vague. We already know a lot of celebrities were associated with Epstein
S: says yum dot com after every bite of food
A: is being influenced but not a part of a cult
B: thinks water is disgusting
C:
D: is wearing a suit of skin (origins unknown)
F: is not aware trains still exist, goes hunting, obsessed with defunct european royal bloodlines
absolutely hilarious that tutuu is completely ok with the mormoncore ones but hates the tiktok girl ones
also check your dms jackass
