Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

i kinda want to fly but that makes me look bad doesn’t it

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Technically, harpy is an option. (As far as known that’s half human and bipedal.)

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not sure which is the worst here
centaur is probably the largest of the options here which sucks but it would be pretty solid if you’re living on a farm or some shit

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i would preferably be clothed

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minotaur has the unique advantage of being able to costumeless be the ideal public face for a steakhouse

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this is the most important advantage

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going to go with mermaid being the worst based on vibes

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pros of mermaids:
you get to see the ocean!!!

cons of mermaids:
you get to see the ocean.

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werehouse

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Why a harpy can’t be clothed?

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And that was the easy question, at least I thought that was the easiest to amswer, based on preference.

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the most practical fantasy creature to be will always be the ones who can shapeshift

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the versatility is crazy and you need to basically be able to do reality warping for anything else to be comparable

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Assuming there is a cerberus-man. (A Guy with dog-like features and three heads with seperate thoughts.)

Should he have one or multiple partner(s)? (Assuming he can’t find others with multiple heads.)

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is he poly

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there’s your answer

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given it’s three people the ideal would be one person that likes all three
otherwise several is prolly decent

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He has three personalities.

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let’s see
functionally that’s not too different from a system

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