Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

[Marshal]

noooo thats the worst. It sucks waking up from a good dream and it sucks waking up from a bad dream. We humans truly live on the hell plane of existence and only tolerate it for each other

[Silviu200530]

I sometimes don’t like to stay too much in bed in the morning cuz I’m still in that half-dream state and cook nonsensical scenarios that only just give me anxiety.

[Marshal]

I usually like my dreams and want to hold on to them when I’m alone but if I’m with my bf I usually wanna be more present in the moment and let go of my dreams quicker

[Silviu200530]

There’s also the chance I am dreaming some high end fantasy scenarios that I love them so much. But unfortunately I forget to dream journal them and it ends a big blur.

Now 2 nights I dreamt some dramatic romantic scenario between a girl and a man, pure telenovela and it felt so exciting but I can’t remember the details, what were they even doing??? Mysteries forever unknown

[Marshal]

I love the high end fantasy scenario dreams especially with like superpowers or whatever. It’s awesome, I feel like the only other way to capture that feeling would be hard drugs and that’s illegal and therefore morally wrong and therefore I can’t do that.

[Silviu200530]

I don’t know if you are a Disney sitcom junkie but once I dreamt a really interesting soap opera between Jessie and Emma having to live with Chesterfield but she was like Trimaine from Cinderella with 2 daughters and her whole house in pink. Emma wanted to run away but Jessie said she has a plan, but I couldn’t hear it because mother unpolitely interrupted my dream.

Or another that I had to defend myself with Harry Potter spells and I would have one that would sprinkle rose petals and encase somebody in green-pink glass, I think I was fighting demons?

It sounds boring the way I describe them but they sound so epic in that dream state.

[tutuu]

Im skimming some articles about scientists experimenting creating human-pig and human-monkey chimeras for the purpose of harvesting their organs for organ transplantation, and im thinking - guys, are we the bad guys?

[carbonated]

what about all the lab rats

[Silviu200530]

WHAT

[katze]

ill return the favor

you’re like me… but worse

[sulit]

update: they emailed me more than a month later offering the job? with. No prior updates

but
my current job
already gives me over 40 hours a week now

so

yeah

[Silviu200530]

Do you want to quit your supervisor job? Sulie

[sulit]

And it wasn’t even “congratulations! We want you on our team”

It was “please fill out these two forms for your background check”

And I’m just like

chat i didn’t even know u guys hired me I thought i was ghosted

[sulit]

Nooooo

That’s my campus job

I drive 2 hrs two ways once a week to work 9-5 shift there

[sulit]

I work 40 hours at ice cream store rest of week

[sulit]

But when I applied to the other job

I was only working like 20 hrs at ice cream store

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

skull

[Hippopablompoyeetus]

Wordle 1,481 3/6

Got lucky

[Silviu200530]

You’re just a cog in the capitalist wealth machine, pick up the pace, the paperworks won’t fill themselves

[Ash]

Had something like this happen with my internship.
My contract ended end of 2024, but it took them until March to realize I’d left, only finding this out when my boss was going to fire me for not doing the stuff he’d been “giving” me in the intermission.
Got reinstated after that.