Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

tbh i honestly don’t care enough to find split ends; when i look i instead find a strand or two of hair color that is not my hair color (woohoo weird genetics) and feel very disconcerted

so i stopped looking

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Apparently this gay person is different (because they talk to her everyday)

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i am horrible at badminton to an embarrassing level

Real. “Gay people” the abstract mass? Hate those guys. When I become aware they’re individuals ugh fine

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bruh

dropdown would make this more bearable, probably

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Yeah i sucked at running too. i was just lanky enough and everyone else was weak children enough that it kind of balanced out
additionally one year I did wii tennis in my room. i dont have the picture on me but if you grind it enough you end up with your skill level going off like this
wiitennis

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honestly this is like the crux of the problem

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I tried badminton for the first time at a grad party and I literally could not fucking hit the thing with the racket when it was my turn to serve and I tried lowkey like 20 times and I could never hit it and it was traumatizing and my friends could not stop laughing at me :sob:

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if you can “other” them it’s so much easier to convince people to hate them

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it’s fine just go beat their asses in soccer or solar car racing :stuck_out_tongue:

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and that’s why I play soccer because it doesn’t require hand eye coordination

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REAL and i play two racket sports :sob:

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don’t worry i cut it down to 20 options

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u should row

smile

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and thats why i play no sports because blehhhh

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this involves coordination with other people

we dont do social interaction here

im just bad at sports

nah I like runnin im sticking with that im gonna run a marathon someday

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and that’s why i play quizbowl because all it requires is buzzer speed honed by years of reflex training

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