Cookie Thread Act 9: i like origami

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#13049

I’m guessing it’s an API bug? Because fortressoflies.com still redirects to fortressoftruth.net for me on my computer but not my phone, so that might be the problem.

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#13050

Willow I had a mild heart attack because one of the users in the PowerPoint said Willow and I was like what the fuck what is Willow doing here

Then someone informed me that Willow is a randomly generated guest name

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#13051

Ash I posted that .05 ns before you liked that

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#13052

orange casually nuking site features just to make a joke that didnt even land smh smh

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#13053

I was told that it was super bad is it actually good? I can turn off my brain. I mean I can’t I think today is evident that I cannot

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#13054

if ever you’re feeling down remember that orange spent real life money on that domain name

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#13055

It happens.
I’m just being a pain.

#13056

@notblackorwhite genuinely perfecty timing the market decline will never not be funny

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#13057

I really am signing myself up for a really damn full schedule of things to do next year. i wish that chillin and smokin sketchy gas station weed and complaining about the most recent Big Brother season on reddit was acceptable resume filler

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#13058

Next school year or next actual year?

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#13059

school yr.

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#13060

Strong mood.
I’ve been working alongside school this year, and it’s a miracle I haven’t dropped the ball on everything.

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#13061

ishmael sundays

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#13062

i like my current position because it’s good vague-leadership-resume-padding but i still get paid, and I found another one that is the same kinda deal. im gonna be swamped next yr but is worth probably

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#13063

simply buy calls on SPY expiring this friday truss buy the dip bro

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#13064

buffet is flooding the market monday open bro truss bro truss

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#13065

sadly wallstreetishmael, I have unfortunately liquidated all of my fun little stock positions in order to buy things like clothes and car repairs without dipping into my savings

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#13066

shame i’m 1000x leveraged on spy calls see me in the next billionaires list :sunglasses:

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#13067

the best thing to do in economically uncertain times like these is go to the bank and demand all your money

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#13068

(im not actually id vomit at using any leverage)

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