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I’m going to break my skull open banging my head against the wall trying to get this motherfucker to fix my incomplete from last semester

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x son or y daughter is usually just daughter its always daughter. but a while ago i think i solved it and made it difficult

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gomez

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fnaf4 son or homestuck daughter

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okay maybe this one is specifically even in nerdcord specifically

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i’m dating a fnaf4 son. he was also a homestuck son i think hes just kinda a strange individual

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you need to take him to the pound

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euthanize him.

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if this was a woman you’d be celebrating her #misandryisalive2025

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I was trying to say it nicely but yeah no lethal injection

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Look IDK if that’s better or worse than my girlfriend

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“misandry still alive they just be concealing it

but i know they don’t want me in the damn forum”

  • ur bf, probably
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Fermi Question of the Day: “How many soldiers did Switzerland mobilize at its highest point during WWII?”

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this one I mostly got lucky on, I thought the population of Switzerland was ~twice as high as it actually was and wildly underestimated what proportion of the population was mobilized and the two mistakes partially cancelled (and my second guess was just ~math rather than having a reason to shift my estimate upwards)

no there are other ways

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Summary

Bitches love mandatory male conscription

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one of these is at least vaguely deltarune-adjacent

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eating chocolate pizza it’s so good

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chocolate pizza how?

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No we wouldn’t be celebrating her, but it would be more of a reeducation sort of situation. #misandryisalive2025

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