Cookie Thread Act X

Who do I pay the $50 to?

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well you don’t pass go (Purgatory) so

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I start with $1,500, so I don’t need to pass Purgatory to pay the $50.

you’re a student ash

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fine you big baby if “eternal damnation” sounds soooo bad i’ll just give the guy the four of hearts as the only other option

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Monopoly is a universal constant, like death and taxes and hating orangeandblack5.
No discrimination based on occupation.

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discrimination based off orangeandblack5

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18981.

Yeah it’s incredible tbh

I kinda had to push myself through some parts of it so it took me a while to finish. Not because it was bad (actually quite the opposite), but because it was SO intense and anxiety-inducing

Really great show

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how do you mess that up

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18981 then period gets filed as “being item #18981 in a list” by Discourse.

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youre right!!

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i lost an office chair because of you
it was one of those wheely ones too

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peter griffin voice i didnt care for mr robot

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35:29 | *looks at the final number* That’s odd. Why is this clue even here? It’s so redundant. *looks at the whole board* Unbelievable… The number at the top… is not a [2], but a [12]!

The intrusive thoughts

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List of POVs and Episodes

Finally, some new conte– Four pieces a day!? That’s bullshit!

Context: The guild has finally come to settle the matters regarding the building the merchants are eyeing to buy. Regardless of who pays what, there is a required down payment of 50 pieces. There is a lot of renovation work still required before anyone could turn any room into a proper shop-room. There are four rooms downstairs (base ground) and uh. IDK how many rooms on the first floor. (Maybe 2~4?)

The merchants are figuring out who gets what room and who pays how much. But there’s also rent, which. makes sense. Sure. But then we get go the cost of rent: 4 pieces per room downstairs, and 6 pieces per room upstairs… per day.

Are you nuts!?


It gets worse. I might be wrong, but I think downstairs has three rooms instead of four. As for the rooms upstairs, there are only two, and the structure is linear. Ergo, you’d have to go through one door to Room A, and from Room A you’d have to go through another door to Room B. So based on foot traffic, the rooms upstairs would have to be used as either living room / bed room (which the previous tenants -who have disappeared in the present- appears to have done), or as long term storage room. Oh, and the cost of rent of the rooms upstairs are 7~8 per room. BS, I’m telling ya. Nvm, Mr. Thorn “misspoke”. They are 6 pieces.

[Layout]
Upstairs:   Room  - Room - Floor + Stairs
Downstairs: Front - Side - Back  + Stairs

Front, side, and back all have doors leading outside, so like: The merchants can technically split the building into three as far as downstairs goes. (Also, apparently front = right; side = middle; back = left.) Silas and Elliot are fighting over Front + the room directly above it. (The one that is more suited for either living room or long-term storage.)

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Am confused now. Though, it seems like they are sorting it out. Uh. From what I see: Silas gets the rooms upstairs; Ashvales get front and side; Benny gets Stair area. Silas pays 30 and Elliot pays 20 for the down payment. (They handled this matter surprisingly well. No big disputes.) ((I wonder how this will go bad.)) (Well. There is a door that can’t be opened by the stairs area, which is most likely is for the basement if there is one?)

Ah. Elliot was also helping out the vagabonds build their tent at the northern skirts of the fort. (Alongside the carpenter, who helped them build a wooden wall. I’m fairly certain Solomon gave the approval for this idea.)

Stream got split into two, but fortunately not much footage appears to be lost. (Tent has taken the horse, lol.) ((More like the other way around. Anyhow, this is done because otherwise horse would slide away from the tent, lel.))

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Oh, and he also reported the gory basement at the northern farmhouse to Mr. Thorn (and Benny, who happened to be interested).

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Wow, uh… Right. Elliot has got training from Justin Wright, member of the provincial guard. He got himself a partnership with the blacksmith apprentice. And uh. He shared stories with Mr. Thorn. Elliot’s story was about a sailor who got lost, but eventually found his way to his destination, emphasizing the hope and the will of never giving up.

As for Mr. Thorn… He talked about a town by a salt flat. The “guild” kept taking and taking and taking, until eventually, nothing could be taken. The water became brine, plague & disease spread, and the priest has stated that the land does not wish for them anymore. The salt flat has become a cage, and some viewed the plague as a means to release them of their cages. So… the remaining people just… left. No protest, no fights. They just… left. And without anyone to take away from, the “guild” also abandoned the salt flats.

i love checking the mojang bug tracker. because there are 4 types of reports.

  1. reporting a bug in the game
  2. where did my diamonds go :( my diamonds…
  3. errr the server jar startup protocol’s third option is in pascal case instead of camel case like it is on bedrock…
  4. yeah so im in hell. any thoughts (real screenshot of report type 4)
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