ITS NOT ITS NOT ITS NOT CARBONATED MEAN 
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i fold so quickly to feelings of guilt when people say that :(
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Oh nyoooo im joking please dont cry we cry together now bwaaaaaaaa ;-;
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It’s very good . Imo
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guys i had a haircut appointment and hairdresser and i were talking and i found out that she was my boyfriend’s first kiss
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lmao.
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L bozo 
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omg crying, begging on the ground so easy to bully :)
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crazy (i got a new phone and idk where the emojis are on it but pretend its the sob emoji)
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I ask my girlfriend for socks, because all my socks got run over. She hands me her old military socks. As soon as I begin putting them on she calls me a boot
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This was a setup
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run over her socks
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I was walking down the streets of Barcelona on New Year’s Eve and I said something like “if I were a pickpocket, the place I’d want to be is Barcelona on New Year’s Eve” and then shortly afterward she handed me my phone which she had stolen while I was saying that
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Her dad has put on the Minecraft movie against our protests
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Tbf your username is literally a book
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Does anyone have experience with meal kits
I doubt it (lovingly) but figured i’d ask for reviews regardless 
I need to start cooking more but i’m so bad at it and might motivate myself more if i had pre-selected and pre-portioned shit idk lol
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I have experience i just. don’t remember it well. it was good food & I think good cooking but i might entirely be making that up.
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i think the instructions were nice too that seems more solid in my mind
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