i spread it on both because the bread tastes terrible so it covers it
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That true too. American peanut butter is creamy and runny and sweet. This one here is a german brand and itâs super dry and not sweet
so what Iâm hearing is that I need to go to another country and start throwing jars of peanut butter at people until they comply
(I have no clue what complying would even look like in that scenario, so this is just an excuse to bury someone in a hundred cans of peanut butter)
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You canât pull it out with a spoon coz then itâs be stuck to it. You need a knife
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(Because that sounds fun as hell)
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so what Iâm hearing is that instead of peanut butter you have peanut slab that you then have to peanut stab
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Hehe
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me when I stab my peanut butter with a steak knife and accidentally open a dark fountain that has the side effect of instantly killing anyone with peanut allergies who enters the room
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TOP TEN MURDER METHODS
NUMBER FIVE: PEANUT BUTTER DARK FOUNTAIN
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Number 4, for the record, is throwing a hundred jars of peanut butter at the victimâs head.
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yeah we know how else would you tolerate spending hundreds of hours in a secret cookie thread with me
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Also itâs interesting to me that you have peanut butter that comes in cans. I thought itâs always jars. Unless youâre using can and jar synonymously. And if so, im curious if thatâs common to use interchangably (american english?) or a Neon-specific dialect
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yeah I just forgot the word jar
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anyways uh standard me sandwich is just
toast
ketchup
toast
who likes crunchy peanut butter
maybe crunchy is more optimized for hurling but creamyâs where itâs at
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Me
I like peanut butter fluff sandwich
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Fluff is fluff