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we need to see how tutuu does in the me matchup

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i’d win

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Remember, if you want people to accept trade deals having a monster living in a maze is good persuasion.
Labyrinth Call to Power

This is true he’s video calling my mother

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how do people get up after naps

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That’s the fun part: you don’t.

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i have literally 0 care about any walking simulator but given those games are barely interactive to begin with watching a playthrough seems valid

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with their legs

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death stranding is awesome you’re evil

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that’s discriminatory towards the legless

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they use their hands instead

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It’s the same as asking why does the Sun rise in the east each morning. It just happens.

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calling death stranding a walking simulator feels like a misnomer

like yes you could say that is literally what it is but it is decidedly not the type of game that term was meant for

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true…

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don’t be so defeatist! we can stop the sun from rising if we just try hard enough!

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with just a little hard work, we can convince the united states government to blow up the sun

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the sun is LITERALLY making people woke

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you overestimate the amount of work that’d take

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That seems out of our hands. Otoh, we might be able to figure why having a half man half bull monster living in a maze is good for securing trade deals.

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