I intentionally didn’t sleep tonight so I will have fun & interesting sleep in college. Many people aren’t aware of this strategy
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holy tech
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If he’s 700 pounds I can just outmaneuver him
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qbcord mind virus
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Radiohead?
I mean, yeah, that would count as its head.
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bone
We need to reinvent 9/11 for modern audiences.
Assuming you can avoid time paradoxes, would killing your past self count a murder or a suicide?
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Both.
Murder, since otherwise it would be a time paradox. You are killing your past clone. If it’s not a clone then it creates a time paradox
I feel like it’d still count as yourself
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Found a random ten dollars in my dresser score
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I now can pair that with my random visa card with 15 dollars left for 25 dollars in gas
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25.76 dollars of gas actually
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can i have
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tasty
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No, I already drank it all.
It was very delicious.
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