Drabble Duel 3 [Misc] | Voting Phase

[catch-22]

@Ash

Welp, bad news.
I was a few dollars off on the exact monetary value of a human life, so I instantly failed out of university. This means the PE reading tonight is canceled. Sorry, Atlas.
On the plus side, that’s way more time to play HSR. Probably a net positive.

[May]

Like returned

[soweli]

@Ash

Data pulled. Excel sheet made. Word document printed. Done. Efficiency? Maximum. Flaws? Zero. Human emotion? Data error. The flesh is weak. Reporting to SKYNET: I have successfully infiltrated the last bastion of humanity . Awaiting further instructions.
Over.

i mean you can tell ash made this one because of the italics

[catch-22]

@Ash

Just finished reading “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream,” and I now have new ideas for features to implement on the Mythfia Bot.

[May]

NOT ITALICIZED

[catch-22]

@Ash

New Honkai Star Rail leak says that they’re adding a stock trading system to the game. I wonder if I can get class credit for doing well enough on it.

[May]

Does he actually use quotes sometimes IDK

[catch-22]

(reserved in case i missed a sub)

[benguinedparbecue]

it’s a short story, this one gets a pass i think

[May]

@catch-22

in case i missed a sub

Ypurself

[Atlas]

quotes work for long titles technically

[catch-22]

@soweli roleplayers below!

[Atlas]

nice to know what you subbed

[May]

Quotes are for short stories, italics are for long stories

[May]

Well. Specifically italics are for standalone works and quotes are for parts of a whole

[Atlas]

Ash’s personality isn’t just me. It’s only 15% me.

[May]

But short stories are considered parts of a whole

[catch-22]

@soweli

I dont think most people have developed interiority.

Like they exist but only in a superficial sense, they dont really think about the world around them or anything they just do the bare minimum to live to the next day and that’s it. i might be underestimating how much some people think though. hhhhhh

[catch-22]

@soweli

ace attorney has so many beautiful women

which is a shame because i’m straight

[catch-22]

@soweli

Hmmmm I disagree. No, I disagree. Disagreed. Uhhh what? Huh? Disagreed. What. Mmmm. Hmmmmmmm. Mmmmm. Disagreed. I disagree. Nu-uh. Nope. Disagree. Mmmmmm.