i invoke the negative fifth amendment, you need to incriminate yourself immediately
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Drama Mill Custodian Announcement
@Chloe has successfully completed Extra Points condition 9. Congratulations!
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Seven days, not business days, have passed. Please immediately commend Drama Mill Misc and connected authorities for their speedy response.
The answer to your question is No.
Have a good day.
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fuck
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My university’s Math Club was discussing how we should have a GBM where we go into Analysis I wearing baseball caps to disguise ourselves, go up to people and say “dude I totally used ChatGPT on the last homework”, and if the person agrees, we give them a 0
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for any other class i would agree but analysis is morally wrong and should be counteracted however possible
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bro aint no way you foresaw this and put it on the points list
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I’m taking myself out of context before anyone else can
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I was told that Daeron was taking a break from the site. But frankly I find this idea ridiculous. I believe there is something deeper to this story. The person who told me this was Amelia “Anekua” Watson. One of Daeron’s best friends … or are they?
Daeron has always been a vocal anti-mod protestor. His right of free speech and free expression was constantly unjustly censored, such as making him change his profile picture of James from Pokemon with cleavage.
Amelia … is a mod. I think. I’m not sure. They are very mod-coded, at the very least. Assuming they are a mod - they have every reason to want to silence Daeron, while posing as one of his “friends” and keep the population from unrest.
I am Forum Mafia Champion 2025. The best player of all time. I have the strongest gut of all, the same gut that caught Alice. And my gut instinct is telling me there is something fishy about this situation. It’s quiet … too quiet. Do not trust moderators. They are not your friends. I could be next.
Here is my legacy, just in case: No, I do not plan on taking an unexpected “break” from the site. I am otherwise in good health.
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Do you want to be next? Stay quiet. This goes for everyone.
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how preposterous that such accusations be levied against mine perfect character.
This purported break happened long before my promotion - any idea I had anything to do with it is merely happenstance.
And that is why I am increasing the toll on the cookie thread to 5 gold pieces per post
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GOD DAMNIT
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fuck you we’ll make our OWN cookie thread and we’ll call it the RAVEN THREAD
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- I’d like to thank my loyal fan tutuu for standing up against the incredibly corrupt and horrible moderation team. Of course I have other loyal fans, but the list would be so long it would DDoS the site - which would be fantastic - but that would mean I wouldn’t be able to continue posting the truth. I highly recommend they sign up to my newsletter and pay me a subscription on my Twitch.
- I’d like to announce that the mods are horrific cooks. During the entire time they held me hostage inside of their four (not five!) star hotel they use exclusively, it appears, for the capturing of people leading the charge in iconicism, which is quite frankly unacceptable. The bed & breakfast wasn’t up to par either. I was once offered wagyu despite my clear dietary restriction of no red meat. I’ll be leaving a review on Google and publishing an article.
- for a scientist, Chloe was also awful in maintaining my perm, which I really didn’t expect given their background. But to be honest as soon as she took the blindfold off I should’ve known hair really isn’t her thing.
- I’m going to expressly denounce Amelia as a turn-coated traitor. I cannot believe they have been manipulated and seduced into the corrupt moderation team.
- My pursuit of iconicism has never been stronger. Don’t worry about it. Or do. It’s your choice. Unless you’re a part of the moderation team. Then you should be scared.
- I officially announce that the award I received for my phenomenal town play in 2025 while I was gone - because of course I receive awards even on hiatus - is an obvious attempt at bribery by the mod team to encourage me to lessen my impeccable reporting on their corrupt behaviors. But I will of course display it alongside the plentiful other awards I have received.
- I can’t wait for pride month. Can you? Actually, in an effort to support diversity, I’ve got an invite to the moderation team to join an exclusive one RUN by none other than my close friend Millie Bobbie Brown OVER in the states. I hope I’ll see you there.
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I dont believe you
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It has come to my attention that the despicable and corrupt moderation team have just attempted to conceal a sabotage on my recent post in Drama Mill Misc which precedes this one. I just had to amend the link which, by the way, was never broken, but the mod team broke. A complete radical shift in management is required.
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The iconic King/Queen is back 
(Monarch, maybe)
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