FAM 4: Event Thread

[ash4fun]

I think hte 200% time was maybe not the best lol

[ash4fun]

@ash4fun

time

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[Arete]

[FAMHost]

EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT

Drabble Duel Voting

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• The voting deadline is 1 hour before EoD. Prizes will be distributed after EoD.
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[FAMHost]

Eighty-three started the journey. There were old friend, new friends and invited friends. But they weren’t really friends. They all wanted the same thing. The ultimate cookie.
They earned a lot of cookies during the journey, but none of them were statisfied yet.
They are people who decided to hunt the others to have bigger chance to get the ultimate cookie.
Guns were shot, arrows were flying, plank was walked, one was even killed by god’s retribution and most importantly the majority decided a few were too risky to left be alive.

I am afraid I will be the next.

[FAMHost]

I used to like katze. I was young, and new around. She showed me a turbo. She snowed me in a turbo. It was an epic time. I joined this mash, and then I saw katze. I cried. It was so beautiful, to play with my idol. I’ve been clamoring for her affection all game, but she hasn’t noticed me. And now she’s gone. Far too soon, leaving behind but only her will and testament. Her legacy. I miss you katze. Fly high in the heavens of DVC. And leave the rest of us down here to cope. Goodbye, angel.

[FAMHost]

A war was brewing behind the scenes between the missionaries of the MU-rmon Church of Latter-day Brains and the inhabitants of the Liardom known as the Joyristocats

The Joycats were holed up in their Fortress for days now with their numbers severely reduced while most of the missionaries were still alive and well but the smell of change was in the air.

A traitor in the ranks of the Murmons was about to go Magikarp on their own and soak them with splashes until they gave up and surrendered for a fresh change of clothes.
It ended with a

Nya.

[FAMHost]

Nya nya nya nyaa nya. Nya nya nyaa, nya nya nya nya nyaaaa! Nya nya nya nya: nya, nyaaa, nya nyaa. Nya nya nyaaaa nya nya nya nya? Nya nya nya nya nya nyaaa nya nya, nya nya nyaa nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya. Nya nya nya nya nya nyaaaaaaa! Nyaa nya nya nya nyaa. Nyaaa nyaa—nya nya nya nya nya—nya nyaaa nya. Nya nya nya nya nya. Nya nya nyaaaaa nya nyaaaaaa! Nya? Nya? Nya nyaa nya nya nyaaaaaaa nya nya nya. Nya nya nya nya nya. Nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya!

Nya nya.

[FAMHost]

Once upon a time in a game called Fortress of Lies Annual Mash Four, literally nobody entered the overnight “Guess That User” event, maybe not even the wolves. This was very unfortunate because it caused many villagers to miss out on potentially valuable event prizes. When the game ended in an incredible reverse sweep by the remaining wolves, who killed like twenty villagers straight, everybody said “damn, it was the fault of all those villagers who didn’t enter Guess That User and basically threw the game, one event prize would have turned everything around for them”. Very sad. The end.

[FAMHost]

we missed an entry, here it is:

FAM4 if Marluxion died Day 1 Day 2 Day 3:
Marluxion has died. The flavor has changed from Among Us-core to Star Wars. 13 villagers and 9 scum died before Marluxion. 28 villagers and 7 scum died after Marluxion. In conclusion, I’m holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
In other news, JakeTheWolfie dodges bullets like Jim Carrey after he puts on The Mask, Gorta dodges bullets like Jim Carrey if he lost The Mask after getting shot at three times, and May From The Flowers is my favorite straight cis guy. Uh… Gay. Transgender. Joycat.