FAM5 - Thread 1 - Day 1

l + ratio + im better

bys speaks for all of us here

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Because the Chargin’ Targe is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Demoman. It is an antique, blood-stained wooden shield with a painted yellow cross and reinforced by an iron rim with bolts and a deadly center spike. A portion of the shield is missing and splintered.
As it is a shield, simply equipping the Chargin’ Targe provides the wearer with a passive +50% fire resistance and +30% explosive resistance. Additionally, the Chargin’ Targe allows the Demoman to perform a Charging maneuver for 1.75 seconds (or 2.25 seconds if equipped with the Claidheamh Mòr), so long as the ā€œChargeā€ bar in the HUD is completely full. Charging grants the Demoman a temporary burst of speed and sends him forward in an almost-fixed straight line. This charge allows the player to damage an opponent they come into direct contact with via a distance-scaling shield bash, and powers up the Demoman’s next melee swing depending on the duration of his charge, with the maximum damage boost being a Critical hit (even on melee weapons that cannot deal random Critical hits). Charging also immediately removes the effects of afterburn, bleeding, Mad Milk, and Jarate.
Heads gathered by the Eyelander, Horseless Headless Horsemann’s Headtaker or Nessie’s Nine Iron increase the base damage of the bash by 5 damage each, at a maximum of 5 heads.
The Chargin’ Targe is automatically given to any player who obtains 5 Demoman achievements.

Tl;dr: it’s funny

Oop

i guess in terms of spicy reads, I think the HeroShotter slot can be scum, but I am not really attached to this read.

It’s because of the mech speculation stuff tbh, like I see where they are coming from, but also I fear they could be weaponizing that, ie. their leafia read, which while it’s partially true n stuff, like I do find it unlikely mafia would hide their role in leafia’s shoes, i’d say the same applies if leafia is town, and that’s where I take issue.

because it’s interrogating gori to try to get them to explain their viewpoint further and is characteristic of my gameplay style as town

when someone has a thought i find to be maybe incongruous or inconsistent i ask them about it

fwiw, i think you are town, compelled to try to take me down because i am a big name not living up to some perception you have, but that is a misguided viewpoint

what are your reads btw

That’s

Not what I was confused about

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apo why does nobody remember your posts

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They are incredibly forgettable

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It’s hundreds of one liners

Ain’t no one gonna remember any of that shit

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i see what you’re saying

i think knowing he’s hippo i read him overall as towny though he could probably fake a post like that

ImaginaryNeon is voting apocryphal trauma chargin’ targe, apocryphal (post #2677)
is the trauma part what you’re confused about?

VOTE: youbutworse

feelin it out

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It’s the double vote part that is confusing me

idfk man it’s funny

do you think i’ve played enough games with you people to make reads with any reliability

uhhh you can be town for hunting me down for reads but i gave you my reads on qbcorders here

Nya

oh i forgor LMAO

Spicy