FAM5 - Thread 6 - Day 5 - THE SCHOOL OF WOLFING GOT REFUNDED

@Memekingpizza was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID

:smiling_imp: benguinedparbecue

The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia)
Major: Monday Morning Quarterbacking
School Year: Sophomore
Type: Ground/Dark

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benguinedparbecue
ID: 198420371

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, benguinedparbecue!

Sharp and sharp-witted, you’re drawn to watching competitions where players are prone to making dumb decisions, from sports to video games to mafia… but you’re not necessarily known for participating in those activities yourself. Who needs exerience, though: the right path forward is obvious. Why don’t the players see it? Do they have eyes? Are they stupid?

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

BMED 1000: One’s Own Medicine
Passive
Once during the game, you will receive a piece of useless advice about how to play your role.

VGDD 2550: Watching and Learning: How to Speak About Games Without Actually Playing Them
Night Action
Watch target player, learning who visited them.

VGDD 6000: Fandom Engagement
Day Action | 3-Shot | Day 2+
View the ID and abilities of a player who you saw visit with Watching and Learning.

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@Selkie was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID

:black_heart: Italy

The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia)
Major: Psychology
School Year: Senior
Type: Dark

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Italy
ID: 198413546

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Italy!

Like most universities, FoL University bans guns on campus. You don’t see why you should let that stop you, though – what the administration doesn’t know can’t hurt it! Some of your classmates have suggested that that might be a bit “overkill”, but you don’t see the problem. Sure, all you need to do to get a classmate expelled is destroy their student ID, but shooting an ID will definitely destroy it, so what’s the issue?

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

PSYC 1100: Introduction to Ego
Passive
At the start of each night, gain a Hysteria Charge. At the end of each night, gain an Hysteria Charge for every killing action performed by a player of your alignment that was blocked or protected against during the past cycle. (HP damaging actions are not considered killing. If PSYC 2050: Heroics and Villany fails because too many players died, that is not considered a blocked kill.)

PSYC 2050: Heroics and Villainy
Night Action | Multitasking
Spend a Hysteria Charge to target a player: if three or fewer players would die tonight without this action, then kill them. Otherwise, refund one Hysteria Charge, protect them from killing actions, and make their actions Strong-willed.

PSYC 4070: Hysteria in the Modern Age
Night Action | Multitasking
Spend two Hysteria Charges to kill a player.

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@iamagummybear was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID

:carrot: CarrotyReaper

The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia)
Major: Miscellaneous
School Year: Freshman
Type: Psychic

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CarrotyReaper
ID: 198492445

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, CarrotyReaper!

You’re a familiar face around the Miscellaneous community of Fortress of Lies University. Recently, the School of Villager Studies has been too focused on rooting out your fellow School of Wolfing members, and that has led to people losing sight of the more fun and lighthearted activities around campus. This is, frankly, unacceptable. You’ve made it your mission to bring Miscs to the forefront, and the School of Villager Studies will soon find out that you’ve been training for this moment.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

MISC 2020: Introduction to Prizes
Passive
Whenever you start an event using your abilities, pick one of the following prizes to distribute to the winner. You may pick the same prize more than once. You will also receive a copy of the prize, even if you do not win the event.

Squirt Gun
Immediate Day Item
Consume this Item to gain an extra silent ITA shot at your base damage.

Red Bull
Immediate Day Item
Consume this Item to restore 10 Health (up to a maximum of your starting Health value).

One of those card readers that you have to tap your ID against in order to get into your dorm
Night Item
Consume this Item to learn who target player visits this Night.

MISC 2021: Drabble Duel
Night Action | 1-Shot | Usable Night 0
Start a Drabble Duel: Dopplegangsters event during the next Day phase. During the first half of the Day, players submit posts imitating another user in the game. During the second half of the Day, players publicly vote on the best posts using likes.

If you submit a post imitating a User to the contest, you learn who, if anyone, has a role flavored after that User, and you may view that player’s ID card (except alignment). (For example, if Arete has the Marshal flavor, and you imitate Marshal, you would be able to view Arete’s ID card.)

MISC 2022: Word Match
Night Action | 1-Shot | Usable Night 0
Start a Word Match event at a specified time during the next Day phase, subject to host availability and not less than one hour before an ITA session. Players are randomly partnered with another player in the event and must simultaneously name associated words until they match.

If you participate in this event, name an action category: you learn if your partner’s role can perform actions of that type (factional actions don’t count).

MISC 2023: Two Rooms and a Boom
Night Action | 1-Shot | Usable Night 0
Start a Two Rooms and a Boom event at a specified time during the next Day phase, subject to host availability and not less than one hour before an ITA session. Players are sorted into two rooms and two teams and trade players between rooms: the Red Team aims to have their Bomber in the same room as the Red Team’s President by the end of the game, while the Blue Team aims to stop this.

If you participate in this event, afterwards, you may choose another player who joined it to immediately request a card reveal: if they agree, you learn their role and alignment. (They learn the terms of the share before agreeing, but do not learn anything about you.)

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@neil_the_eel was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID

:speech_balloon: lilith & TodaysStory

The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia)
Major: Communications
School Year: Junior
Type: Fighting

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lilith & TodaysStory
ID: 198473236

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University!

You generally enroll in courses alongside another Fortress of Lies University member, using the “Hydra” program here on campus to collaborate on your coursework. Unfortunately, with the latest round of budget cuts, admin has apparently decided that the “Hydra” program is too similar to the School of Wolfing, just because both involve talking with another player who is known to be aligned with you! It’s ridiculous, really, but it’s left you with no choice but to show everyone else what they’re missing out on.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

COMM 1020: Hydra Communication
Passive
You start in the Hydra Collaboration neighborhood. The neighborhood is open during the day and night (except during the action processing period) and closes upon your death. In the event of a tie in the neighborhood vote for Managing Group Projects, your vote would break the tie.

MSCI 3050: Managing Group Projects
Day Action
Each day, select an ability from the following list. That night, all players in the Hydra Collaboration neighborhood vote on which member of the Hydra Collaboration neighborhood to this ability on (they learn which ability they vote on, but they do not know you selected it). You may not repeat a selection until you’ve used all available choices.

  • Roleblock target player.
  • Protect target player from attacks.
  • Give target 10 Armor Plates tomorrow.
  • Deal 10 non-critical damage to target.

COMM 1030: Hydra Outreach
Immediate Day Action | Compulsive
Add target player who is not in the Hydra Collaboration Neighborhood to the Hydra Collaboration Neighborhood. You may not select a mafia-aligned player if you did so yesterday; this clause is hidden from investigatives and your flip.

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@YoubutWorse was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID

:hippopotamus: Hippopablompoyeetus

The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia)
Major: Shitposting
School Year: Senior
Type: Ground

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Hippopablompoyeetus
ID: 198415704

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Hippopablompoyeetus!

You’re a laid back shitposter, a necessity to any well-rounded school. You’re a long-time student of Fortress of Lies University, and have long since held the crown as the supreme shitposter of the school, ever since your coup d’état of the Art History Undergraduate Student Association and subsequent re-focusing of the organization towards shitposting. But recently, a new face has joined the club, and you’re facing a bit of competition. Between that and some recent budget cuts to the Shitposting department, opportunities are limited, and that upstart is cutting into your plans.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

Extracurricular: Art History Undergraduate Student Association Shitposting Club
Passive
You know of the existence of lol, Shitposting Major, who has the same set of abilities you do. If you both take the same action from Art of Shitposting on a given Night, both of your actions that Night will be canceled. When one of you dies, only your student ID will be posted, not the rest of your role; your full role will be revealed once both of you are dead.

SHIT 2040: Art of Shitposting
Night Action | Cycling
Perform one of the following actions:

  • Sick Burn: Kill target player.
  • Pull Receipts: Learn target player’s alignment.
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With @YoubutWorse’s flip, the original Memekingpizza role has been revealed:

Fortress of Lies University Student ID

:pizza: Memekingpizza

The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia)
Major: Mortuary Science
School Year: Sophomore
Type: Ghost/Psychic

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Memekingpizza
ID: 198447718

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Memekingpizza!

You’ve been seen around campus spending a looooot of time with corpses. Some question why Fortress of Lies University has so many corpses in the first place. But most people seem to find it weird and not very virtuous of you. Of course, you know that this is just one of many prejudiced viewpoints that led to the Former School of Wolfing’s unfair closure. But you’ll show them. Hopefully, this time, not as a corpse.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

MORT 2030: Introductory Embalming
Night Action
Choose a player to back up. If the last player you selected with this ability dies and they are aligned with you, you immediately inherit their abilities and lose your current abilities. This does not change your ID card/flavor.
(If a player you previously backed up dies during the same phase you change your selection, you do not inherit their role.)

MORT 3010: The Ethics of Forging Corpses
Immediate Day Action
Immediately inherit target living player’s role and ID card/flavor, provided they are aligned with you. They receive your ID card and flavor and become a 2-Shot Motion Detector; they will flip as such.
(Immediate Day Actions cannot be used during ITA windows unless otherwise specified.)

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@Atlas was:

Fortress of Lies University Student ID

:dollar: lol

The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia)
Major: Shitposting
School Year: Senior
Type: Ground

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lol
ID: 198404342

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, lol!

You’re a laid back shitposter, a necessity to any well-rounded school. You’ve been around for a while, but have been mostly content to chill on campus and do your own thing. Recently, you’ve discovered the Shitposting club, which perfectly fits your interests and career aspirations. However, one member of the club seems more than a little unwelcoming of your presence. With some recent cuts to the shitposting department, you and him are gonna have to fight for opportunities. It’s up to you to thwart his plans and take control of your own future.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

Extracurricular: Art History Undergraduate Student Association Shitposting Club
Passive
You know of the existence of Hippopablompoyeetus, Shitposting Major, who has the same set of abilities you do. If you both take the same action from Art of Shitposting on a given Night, both of your actions that Night will be canceled. When one of you dies, only your student ID will be posted, not the rest of your role; your full role will be revealed once both of you are dead.

SHIT 2040: Art of Shitposting
Night Action | Cycling
Perform one of the following actions:

  • Sick Burn: Kill target player.
  • Pull Receipts: Learn target player’s alignment.
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Spec chat is hosted in this server, and will be publicized soon:

Mafia chat will be made public within 24 hours.

Neighborhood chats will be publicized soon.

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ENDGAME FLAVOR

Subject: Updates on the Fortress of Lies University Roadmap!
Campus Announcement Board <anoungcmitz@folu.edu>
To: Current 2025 Students <students2025@lists.folu.edu>

Dear Students of Fortress of Lies University,

Unfortunately, due to the expulsion of the majority of our students, Fortress of Lies University’s School of Villager Studies no longer has the funding to remain open and independent during this coming academic year. We apologize to our students and faculty for the minor mishap.

Our Initiative to Improve Townplayand subsequent decision to terminate the former School of Wolfing did not take into account the protest by faculty and students of the former School, nor did it predict the sheer effectiveness of our School of Wolfing students at blending in with a crowd, coordinating their action, and generally planning and executing the steps needed to be a world-class wolfteam. Though our wolfing program was smaller than its counterpart, the School of Wolfing has truly proven itself through fire to be indispensible to the operation of Fortress of Lies University.

Luckily, a lack of funding to continue independently does not mean that our School of Villager Studies must be terminated as well: in fact, it is quite the opposite. Thanks to generous contributions from donors, including our former mascot Joyson the Joycat and several suspiciously wealthy former School of Wolfing faculty, Fortress of Lies University now has the funds to keep both of its schools open and resume the construction of Notblackorwhite Hall. Effective immediately, we will be terminating our Initiative to Improve Townplay program. All students expelled since the beginning of the school year will be welcomed back and all terminated School of Wolfing faculty will be rehired (only those fired through the Initiative to Improve Townplay, not you, katze). In addition, the financial department of the School of Villager Studies has been placed under increased scrutiny and will be indefinitely supervised by a School of Wolfing advisor.

As for the missing or destroyed ID cards, it seems our School of Wolfing students believe they have the capability to manufacture IDs using only what they have in our auditorium, so we will leave it to them to replace our missing cards. Please see Zugzwang for more details!

Regards,
Campus Announcement Board

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Summary
  1. @ElizaThePsycho
  2. @benguinedparbecue
  3. @tutuu
  4. @nutella
  5. @soweli
  6. @Atlas
  7. @Daeron
  8. @Amelia
  9. @Frostwolf103
  10. @Apocryphal
  11. @carbonated
  12. @Zugzwang
  13. @BradLand
  14. @beancat
  15. @sulit
  16. @Selkie
  17. @Mistyx
  18. @YoubutWorse
  19. @bystander
  20. @Kiiruma
  21. @Ephemera
  22. @Magnus
  23. @gori
  24. @Leafia
  25. @Silviu200530
  26. @Marluna
  27. @neil_the_eel
  28. @catbae
  29. @Garfooled
  30. @childe
  31. @HeroShotter9000 (@Hippopablompoyeetus)
  32. @Gocj
  33. @spookycat27
  34. @Luka
  35. @Jarek
  36. @Litten
  37. @Hazardwaste
  38. @Kelsier
  39. @thepigeonnyc
  40. @Cape90
  41. @Wazza
  42. @Geyde@Jane
  43. @Italy
  44. @Ruby
  45. @Kork
  46. @Pqwerty
  47. @LittleLee
  48. @Relm
  49. @iamagummybear
  50. @TheBlueElixir
  51. @lol
  52. @krii
  53. @Tasqar@Psyx
  54. @CarrotyReaper
  55. @pandora
  56. @Creature
  57. @RetrogradeDusk
  58. @whatdafucc
  59. @Memekingpizza
  60. @Chloe
  61. @tepig19283
  62. @Dz1
  63. @Ratchet
  64. @Wisdom
  65. @ImaginaryNeon
  66. @ExtremeWays

PEAK

no false flips they said

Sorry guys

@iamagummybear you crazy son of a gun you had me completely fooled

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I don’t have to read Homestuck

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technically* no false flips

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Mistyx has to read Homestuck

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also sorry to the people whose pfps I stole

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soweli has to read Homestuck

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