FAM5 - Thread 6 - Day 5 - THE SCHOOL OF WOLFING WINS

[FAMHost]

@sulit was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
Kanave/Ruby/guava/Kork School of Villager Studies (Town) Major: Interdisciplinary Studies: Danganronpa and Werewolf School Year: Senior Type: Rock ||| || | | | | |||| |||| | | |||| | |||| | |||| | | ||	ID: 198418022

You win when the Mafia and all other threats to the Town have been eliminated.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Kanave, Ruby, guavagudetama, and Kork!

The four of you are all exchange students from Ultimate Dangan Werewolf University, and have brought your contributions to our interdisciplinary program in Danganronpa and Werewolf. Intending to honor your participation there, I foolishly thought that I could simply copy a role from that university, and maybe throw in a couple of jokes about Ultimate Dangan Werewolf balance in the flavor, but I was stymied by the fact that there isn’t just, like, a course catalog listing all of the roles anywhere. After pretending to be Hydreigon25 to sneak onto the Ultimate Dangan Werewolf campus without revealing my plans, I discovered that the only way to learn what all the roles were were (a) a YouTube video with a runtime of nearly two hours or (b) downloading a specific TTS mod and looking at the cards that are sitting on the table when the mod loads in. (It’s just like the mandatory campus safety trainings where they make you watch 50 videos that cover content you could have read in like 10 minutes total!) I decided to copy the Divine Student Council for our own university (which has not had a student council in years after some, ah, controversies), but I was informed that the only way to learn about all the items for sale on your campus was to use the same mod, whereupon I discovered that most of them are not exactly a great fit for FoL University given our budget shortfall. Anyways, the moral of the story is that you get an Ultimate Dangan Werewolf role, but I’m creating the items custom based on items from Hope’s Peak Academy, a prestigious high school with a great reputation. Please consider making a Google Doc that just has all the role and item cards!!!

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

Extracurricular: Divine Student Council
Passive
You know that on Day 1, there will be a Student Council election. As the Divine Student Council, you are automatically a member of the Student Council. When you die, the Student Council will be disbanded and all Student Council-related neighborhoods will close.

On-Campus Event: Swag Giveaway
Night Action
Give target player an item of your choice from the list below. They will be informed that they received this item. You may only give out each item once.

Weathercock of Barcelous
Immediate Day Item
Consume this item and submit a post you have previously made that you know to be entirely true. The post will be modconfirmed as true. You MAY NOT submit any post that states your alignment, including indirectly (e.g. “I am aligned with [dead villager]” is not allowed).

Sacred Tree Sprig
Immediate Night Item | Must be used in first 12 hours of the Night
Consume this item to ask a single question of spec chat and provide a list of possible answers. Spec chat will vote on the answer to your question, and you will learn the result of the vote. (Note that spec chat is uninformed.)

Silent Receiver
Immediate Day or Night Item
Consume this item to create a neighborhood between yourself and target player. The neighborhood will be closed at all times during day and night.

Crystal Bangle
Immediate Day Item
Consume this item to change the color of your name on the forum to gold for the duration of the game.

Photoshop Software
Night Item
Consume this item and provide an image. Change target player’s avatar to that image. (Hosts may veto certain selections.)

Bvlbari’s Gold
Passive Item
While you possess this item, all ITAs against you will do an additional 1 damage.

Small Degenerated Reactor
Night Item | Compulsive
Consume this item; actions targeting the players above and below you on the playerlist tonight will additionally target you.

[FAMHost]

@TheBlueElixir was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
SirDerpsAlot School of Villager Studies (Town) Major: Undecided School Year: Senior Type: Ghost | |||| || ||| ||| || |||| | || ||| | | || |||| | | ||||	ID: 198422539

You win when the Mafia and all other threats to the Town have been eliminated.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, SirDerpsAlot!

At times, you are represented by a pleasant or cute creature. At others, it can be whatever weird amalgamation a signups-thread-benefactor has gifted you. Regardless, you don’t have a set profile picture, and because of that, you always add a new variable to whatever game you are playing. Who knows, the School of Villager Studies might need a wildcard.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

UNDC 0001: Exploration of New Looks
Passive
At the beginning of each night, you will gain the role and abilities of a random player that died during the previous Day or Night and was revealed to be a member of the Town. You must use that player’s profile picture if you wish to use their abilities. You will retain this passive and Deciding a Major alongside your new abilities.

DECD 1001: Deciding a Major
Immediate Day Action | Day 2+
Upon using this ability, permanently inherit the abilities you received through Exploration of New Looks, and permanently lose Exploration of New Looks and Deciding a Major.

[FAMHost]

At the time of the end of the game, TheBlueElixir has the “TheBlueElixir” role.

[FAMHost]

@Cape90 was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
nutella School of Villager Studies (Town) Major: Music School Year: Senior Type: Electric/Rock || ||| ||| || ||| || | | || || | | |||| | | | || ||| ||	ID: 198498869

You win when the Mafia and all other threats to the Town have been eliminated.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, nutella!

You’re a top competitor on FoL’s varsity Music League team, but you’ve noticed a problem. Music League players frequently vote for songs that are just… not as good, in your opinion, as some of the other songs submitted. The administration has reviewed the situation, and we’ve decided to grant you the ability to unilaterally decide the winner of future Music League competitions.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

You are Enigmatic About Music League. (If you are unsure whether a claim or soft would qualify as being About Music League, you may ask.)

ZOOL 2400: Introduction to Pachyderms
Passive
When you die, an image of an elephant will be posted in the game thread.

MUSI 1710: Music Appreciation I
Immediate Day Action | First Half of Day Only | Multitasking
Choose a theme. A Music League event will be announced in the thread with that theme. All players (apart from yourself) will have approximately two hours to submit a song on that theme. (The duration of the event may be modified to accommodate ITA sessions and other events.) This event will be announced as if it is a normal event, and players will not be permitted to discuss their submissions until the event closes. You will be informed of all songs submitted after the event closes.

MUSI 1721: Music Appreciation II
Immediate Day Action | Multitasking | Compulsive if Music Appreciation I was used
Choose a song that was submitted for today’s Music League to win the Music League. The player who submitted that song will be informed that they won the event and immediately receive a one-shot night ability for use tonight only connected to their song in some way. Music League prizes cannot kill and cannot directly reveal a player’s alignment.

MUSI 1722: Music Appreciation III
Night Action
Learn who the winner of the Music League from the previous day targets with their prize tonight.

[FAMHost]

@Wazza was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
katze The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Gaming, Like Playing Video Games Not Designing Them You’re Literally Just Majoring In Playing Like Fortnite And Shit School Year: Senior Type: Grass || | | ||| || | | | |||| | || | | || ||| |||| | | ||||	ID: 198420813

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, katze !

Look, cat. You’re an Fortress of Lies University legend, no doubt, and even if you don’t play mafia on campus very often, you’re certainly still a gamer in many other ways. Now, you’ve got the requisite set of skills to honor that fact. Now is your time to shine, and be the best at something plenty of university students are good at: fucking playing video games.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

CSGO 1000: Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Passive
You appear as a member of the Unseen to investigative actions.

You have a 1/X chance of being publicly revealed as a member of the Unseen at the start of each Day, with X being the number counted to in the #counting channel in wolfchat during the previous cycle. Because fuck you, that’s why. (This section of your passive is hidden to investigatives.)

TOL 1000: Art of Massclaim
Passive
When the Mafia submit the Factional Kill, they may optionally choose to provide a post or multiple posts where the target of the factional kill claimed their User or at least one of their abilities. If the claim is accurate, the factional kill this Night will be either Unstoppable or Ninja (choose when the posts are submitted). If you provide accurate claims for both the target’s User and at least one of the target’s abilities, the factional kill will be both Unstoppable and Ninja. You will not receive feedback on whether the claims were accurate.

Mafia will continue to have access to these enhancements after your death. This passive is hidden from investigative abilities.

Extracurricular: Gaming Club
Night Action | Cycling
Use one of the following abilities. You must cycle through the abilities, using them all before you can repeat a selection again. You may not use the same ability on the same player(s) on two consecutive Nights, even if you have reached the end of the rotation.

• Portal: Choose two players. Players targeting the first will instead target the second, and vice versa.
• Beat Saber: Block all non-killing actions on target player.
• Half-Life: Choose a player. If they die tonight or during the next day, their flip will be delayed and they will become a treestump until the end of the day.
• Throne of Lies: Transfer up to 10 ITA damage rate between yourself and another member of the mafia. Note, this is not calling Throne of Lies a money laundering scheme, rather, it is implying it.

[FAMHost]

@nutella was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
Marluxion The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Thread Control School Year: Senior Type: Dragon/Fighting ||| || || | | || ||| ||| || || | | || ||| ||| || | | |	ID: 198494277

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Marluxion!

You’re great at taking charge on campus and getting people to listen to you. Unfortunately, that only extends to your fellow students, and not the administration – if you could just march into the admin office and get the School of Wolfing reinstated, this would all be a lot easier. Still, you’ve found yourself a megaphone, and you’re hoping you can win enough people over to your side to make admin’s life really inconvenient.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

HIST 2023: FAM3 If Marluxion was Immediately Killed
Passive
On Day 1, you cannot die except to execution.

POLI 1070: Thunderdome
Immediate Day Action | Must be used in first 11 hours of the Day
Gladiate target player, establishing a separate execution parallel to the main execution where you and your target are the only valid vote targets. Players will be permitted to vote for both the gladiate and the main execution simultaneously. This execution will occur 12 hours after the gladiate begins; after this execution occurs, all votes will be removed from the player who was not executed. If either of you dies while the gladiate is in-progress, it will be cancelled. If you execute a player who reveals to be unallied with you, gain an Audacity Charge.

POLI 1150: Practical Strategies for Removing Opposition
Night Action
Consume one Audacity Charge to increase your Vote Weight by 1 tomorrow. (This will be displayed on the EoD votecount only.)

[FAMHost]

@Memekingpizza was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
benguinedparbecue The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Monday Morning Quarterbacking School Year: Sophomore Type: Ground/Dark | | || | | | | |||| || | | | |||| | | | | | || || | |	ID: 198420371

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, benguinedparbecue!

Sharp and sharp-witted, you’re drawn to watching competitions where players are prone to making dumb decisions, from sports to video games to mafia… but you’re not necessarily known for participating in those activities yourself. Who needs exerience, though: the right path forward is obvious. Why don’t the players see it? Do they have eyes? Are they stupid?

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

BMED 1000: One’s Own Medicine
Passive
Once during the game, you will receive a piece of useless advice about how to play your role.

VGDD 2550: Watching and Learning: How to Speak About Games Without Actually Playing Them
Night Action
Watch target player, learning who visited them.

VGDD 6000: Fandom Engagement
Day Action | 3-Shot | Day 2+
View the ID and abilities of a player who you saw visit with Watching and Learning.

[FAMHost]

@Selkie was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
Italy The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Psychology School Year: Senior Type: Dark || | | |||| | || ||| ||| || | |||| | | || | |||| | | |	ID: 198413546

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Italy!

Like most universities, FoL University bans guns on campus. You don’t see why you should let that stop you, though – what the administration doesn’t know can’t hurt it! Some of your classmates have suggested that that might be a bit “overkill”, but you don’t see the problem. Sure, all you need to do to get a classmate expelled is destroy their student ID, but shooting an ID will definitely destroy it, so what’s the issue?

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

PSYC 1100: Introduction to Ego
Passive
At the start of each night, gain a Hysteria Charge. At the end of each night, gain an Hysteria Charge for every killing action performed by a player of your alignment that was blocked or protected against during the past cycle. (HP damaging actions are not considered killing. If PSYC 2050: Heroics and Villany fails because too many players died, that is not considered a blocked kill.)

PSYC 2050: Heroics and Villainy
Night Action | Multitasking
Spend a Hysteria Charge to target a player: if three or fewer players would die tonight without this action, then kill them. Otherwise, refund one Hysteria Charge, protect them from killing actions, and make their actions Strong-willed.

PSYC 4070: Hysteria in the Modern Age
Night Action | Multitasking
Spend two Hysteria Charges to kill a player.

[FAMHost]

@iamagummybear was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
CarrotyReaper The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Miscellaneous School Year: Freshman Type: Psychic | |||| ||| || | |||| | |||| | | | | | || | |||| | | ||	ID: 198492445

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, CarrotyReaper!

You’re a familiar face around the Miscellaneous community of Fortress of Lies University. Recently, the School of Villager Studies has been too focused on rooting out your fellow School of Wolfing members, and that has led to people losing sight of the more fun and lighthearted activities around campus. This is, frankly, unacceptable. You’ve made it your mission to bring Miscs to the forefront, and the School of Villager Studies will soon find out that you’ve been training for this moment.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

MISC 2020: Introduction to Prizes
Passive
Whenever you start an event using your abilities, pick one of the following prizes to distribute to the winner. You may pick the same prize more than once. You will also receive a copy of the prize, even if you do not win the event.

Squirt Gun
Immediate Day Item
Consume this Item to gain an extra silent ITA shot at your base damage.

Red Bull
Immediate Day Item
Consume this Item to restore 10 Health (up to a maximum of your starting Health value).

One of those card readers that you have to tap your ID against in order to get into your dorm
Night Item
Consume this Item to learn who target player visits this Night.

MISC 2021: Drabble Duel
Night Action | 1-Shot | Usable Night 0
Start a Drabble Duel: Dopplegangsters event during the next Day phase. During the first half of the Day, players submit posts imitating another user in the game. During the second half of the Day, players publicly vote on the best posts using likes.

If you submit a post imitating a User to the contest, you learn who, if anyone, has a role flavored after that User, and you may view that player’s ID card (except alignment). (For example, if Arete has the Marshal flavor, and you imitate Marshal, you would be able to view Arete’s ID card.)

MISC 2022: Word Match
Night Action | 1-Shot | Usable Night 0
Start a Word Match event at a specified time during the next Day phase, subject to host availability and not less than one hour before an ITA session. Players are randomly partnered with another player in the event and must simultaneously name associated words until they match.

If you participate in this event, name an action category: you learn if your partner’s role can perform actions of that type (factional actions don’t count).

MISC 2023: Two Rooms and a Boom
Night Action | 1-Shot | Usable Night 0
Start a Two Rooms and a Boom event at a specified time during the next Day phase, subject to host availability and not less than one hour before an ITA session. Players are sorted into two rooms and two teams and trade players between rooms: the Red Team aims to have their Bomber in the same room as the Red Team’s President by the end of the game, while the Blue Team aims to stop this.

If you participate in this event, afterwards, you may choose another player who joined it to immediately request a card reveal: if they agree, you learn their role and alignment. (They learn the terms of the share before agreeing, but do not learn anything about you.)

[FAMHost]

@neil_the_eel was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
lilith & TodaysStory The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Communications School Year: Junior Type: Fighting ||| || || | | || | | | | || ||| || |||| | || | | ||| ||	ID: 198473236

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University!

You generally enroll in courses alongside another Fortress of Lies University member, using the “Hydra” program here on campus to collaborate on your coursework. Unfortunately, with the latest round of budget cuts, admin has apparently decided that the “Hydra” program is too similar to the School of Wolfing, just because both involve talking with another player who is known to be aligned with you! It’s ridiculous, really, but it’s left you with no choice but to show everyone else what they’re missing out on.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

COMM 1020: Hydra Communication
Passive
You start in the Hydra Collaboration neighborhood. The neighborhood is open during the day and night (except during the action processing period) and closes upon your death. In the event of a tie in the neighborhood vote for Managing Group Projects, your vote would break the tie.

MSCI 3050: Managing Group Projects
Day Action
Each day, select an ability from the following list. That night, all players in the Hydra Collaboration neighborhood vote on which member of the Hydra Collaboration neighborhood to this ability on (they learn which ability they vote on, but they do not know you selected it). You may not repeat a selection until you’ve used all available choices.

• Roleblock target player.
• Protect target player from attacks.
• Give target 10 Armor Plates tomorrow.
• Deal 10 non-critical damage to target.

COMM 1030: Hydra Outreach
Immediate Day Action | Compulsive
Add target player who is not in the Hydra Collaboration Neighborhood to the Hydra Collaboration Neighborhood. You may not select a mafia-aligned player if you did so yesterday; this clause is hidden from investigatives and your flip.

[FAMHost]

@YoubutWorse was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
Hippopablompoyeetus The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Shitposting School Year: Senior Type: Ground |||| | | |||| | | | | |||| |||| | | |||| | | || ||| ||	ID: 198415704

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Hippopablompoyeetus!

You’re a laid back shitposter, a necessity to any well-rounded school. You’re a long-time student of Fortress of Lies University, and have long since held the crown as the supreme shitposter of the school, ever since your coup d’état of the Art History Undergraduate Student Association and subsequent re-focusing of the organization towards shitposting. But recently, a new face has joined the club, and you’re facing a bit of competition. Between that and some recent budget cuts to the Shitposting department, opportunities are limited, and that upstart is cutting into your plans.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

Extracurricular: Art History Undergraduate Student Association Shitposting Club
Passive
You know of the existence of lol, Shitposting Major, who has the same set of abilities you do. If you both take the same action from Art of Shitposting on a given Night, both of your actions that Night will be canceled. When one of you dies, only your student ID will be posted, not the rest of your role; your full role will be revealed once both of you are dead.

SHIT 2040: Art of Shitposting
Night Action | Cycling
Perform one of the following actions:

• Sick Burn: Kill target player.
• Pull Receipts: Learn target player’s alignment.

[FAMHost]

With @YoubutWorse’s flip, the original Memekingpizza role has been revealed:

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
Memekingpizza The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Mortuary Science School Year: Sophomore Type: Ghost/Psychic | | | || ||| | | | | |||| || ||| |||| | | | | || |||	ID: 198447718

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Memekingpizza!

You’ve been seen around campus spending a looooot of time with corpses. Some question why Fortress of Lies University has so many corpses in the first place. But most people seem to find it weird and not very virtuous of you. Of course, you know that this is just one of many prejudiced viewpoints that led to the Former School of Wolfing’s unfair closure. But you’ll show them. Hopefully, this time, not as a corpse.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

MORT 2030: Introductory Embalming
Night Action
Choose a player to back up. If the last player you selected with this ability dies and they are aligned with you, you immediately inherit their abilities and lose your current abilities. This does not change your ID card/flavor.
(If a player you previously backed up dies during the same phase you change your selection, you do not inherit their role.)

MORT 3010: The Ethics of Forging Corpses
Immediate Day Action
Immediately inherit target living player’s role and ID card/flavor, provided they are aligned with you. They receive your ID card and flavor and become a 2-Shot Motion Detector; they will flip as such.
(Immediate Day Actions cannot be used during ITA windows unless otherwise specified.)

[FAMHost]

@Atlas was:

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
lol The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Shitposting School Year: Senior Type: Ground || | | | | || | | || || | | | | || || ||| | | || | | ||	ID: 198404342

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, lol!

You’re a laid back shitposter, a necessity to any well-rounded school. You’ve been around for a while, but have been mostly content to chill on campus and do your own thing. Recently, you’ve discovered the Shitposting club, which perfectly fits your interests and career aspirations. However, one member of the club seems more than a little unwelcoming of your presence. With some recent cuts to the shitposting department, you and him are gonna have to fight for opportunities. It’s up to you to thwart his plans and take control of your own future.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

Extracurricular: Art History Undergraduate Student Association Shitposting Club
Passive
You know of the existence of Hippopablompoyeetus, Shitposting Major, who has the same set of abilities you do. If you both take the same action from Art of Shitposting on a given Night, both of your actions that Night will be canceled. When one of you dies, only your student ID will be posted, not the rest of your role; your full role will be revealed once both of you are dead.

SHIT 2040: Art of Shitposting
Night Action | Cycling
Perform one of the following actions:

• Sick Burn: Kill target player.
• Pull Receipts: Learn target player’s alignment.

[FAMHost]

Spec chat is hosted in this server, and will be publicized soon:

Join the FAM5 Players + Specs Discord Server!

Mafia chat will be made public within 24 hours.

Neighborhood chats will be publicized soon.

[FAMHost]

ENDGAME FLAVOR

Subject: Updates on the Fortress of Lies University Roadmap!
Campus Announcement Board <anoungcmitz@folu.edu>
To: Current 2025 Students <students2025@lists.folu.edu>

Dear Students of Fortress of Lies University,

Unfortunately, due to the expulsion of the majority of our students, Fortress of Lies University’s School of Villager Studies no longer has the funding to remain open and independent during this coming academic year. We apologize to our students and faculty for the minor mishap.

Our Initiative to Improve Townplayand subsequent decision to terminate the former School of Wolfing did not take into account the protest by faculty and students of the former School, nor did it predict the sheer effectiveness of our School of Wolfing students at blending in with a crowd, coordinating their action, and generally planning and executing the steps needed to be a world-class wolfteam. Though our wolfing program was smaller than its counterpart, the School of Wolfing has truly proven itself through fire to be indispensible to the operation of Fortress of Lies University.

Luckily, a lack of funding to continue independently does not mean that our School of Villager Studies must be terminated as well: in fact, it is quite the opposite. Thanks to generous contributions from donors, including our former mascot Joyson the Joycat and several suspiciously wealthy former School of Wolfing faculty, Fortress of Lies University now has the funds to keep both of its schools open and resume the construction of Notblackorwhite Hall. Effective immediately, we will be terminating our Initiative to Improve Townplay program. All students expelled since the beginning of the school year will be welcomed back and all terminated School of Wolfing faculty will be rehired (only those fired through the Initiative to Improve Townplay, not you, katze). In addition, the financial department of the School of Villager Studies has been placed under increased scrutiny and will be indefinitely supervised by a School of Wolfing advisor.

As for the missing or destroyed ID cards, it seems our School of Wolfing students believe they have the capability to manufacture IDs using only what they have in our auditorium, so we will leave it to them to replace our missing cards. Please see Zugzwang for more details!

Regards,
Campus Announcement Board

[FAMHost]

Summary

1. @ElizaThePsycho
2. @benguinedparbecue
3. @tutuu
4. @nutella
5. @soweli
6. @Atlas
7. @Daeron
8. @Amelia
9. @Frostwolf103
10. @Apocryphal
11. @carbonated
12. @Zugzwang
13. @BradLand
14. @beancat
15. @sulit
16. @Selkie
17. @Mistyx
18. @YoubutWorse
19. @bystander
20. @Kiiruma
21. @Ephemera
22. @Magnus
23. @gori
24. @Leafia
25. @Silviu200530
26. @Marluna
27. @neil_the_eel
28. @catbae
29. @Garfooled
30. @childe
31. @HeroShotter9000 (@Hippopablompoyeetus)
32. @Gocj
33. @spookycat27
34. @Luka
35. @Jarek
36. @Litten
37. @Hazardwaste
38. @Kelsier
39. @thepigeonnyc
40. @Cape90
41. @Wazza
42. @Geyde → @Jane
43. @Italy
44. @Ruby
45. @Kork
46. @Pqwerty
47. @LittleLee
48. @Relm
49. @iamagummybear
50. @TheBlueElixir
51. @lol
52. @krii
53. @Tasqar → @Psyx
54. @CarrotyReaper
55. @pandora
56. @Creature
57. @RetrogradeDusk
58. @whatdafucc
59. @Memekingpizza
60. @Chloe
61. @anon80168131
62. @Dz1
63. @Ratchet
64. @Wisdom
65. @ImaginaryNeon
66. @ExtremeWays

[Wazza]

PEAK

[anon80168131]

no false flips they said

[iamagummybear]

Sorry guys