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Can always attempt mudae island people you and YBW will have to fight for credit

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Can i count myself as refering myself and get a third of a cookie

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@YoubutWorse Who havent you asked yet

holy moly… I haven’t heard from you in ages… I hope you’re doing well!!

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Over 50 already?

You know what I am going to do, regardless of my alignment

/out

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RIP

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ASHLYNNNN i hope u are doing well!

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I love boats too!! They taste sooooo good! Especially when they’re full of snacks, so I’m very glad you brought some along!

The dolphins here are very friendly, so if you see a fin sticking out of the water, jump right in! They’re quite shy, so they usually don’t jump out of the water like other dolphins might.

You can bring water shoes if you want to, but you won’t need them and I don’t really like them D:

Don’t worry, it’s all perfectly safe!! We’ve never had any complaints from customers for 50 years! The more the merrier, so if you have friends who might be interested, be sure to spread the word!

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Hi i wrote you a song new member of Fol (all by me dont google it)

jaws the shark, lurking in the dark, in the depths of the sea one day on a lark
decides to get rowdy
get real ciolent
takes a vacay up to eminee(?) Island
sunshine lotion fun in the sun;blood in the ocean everybody run!
bc its crazy how few fucks this dhark gives
hell eat naked ladies, hell eat little kids oh no

but the one guy keeping the community safe is somrthing brody and his pal richard drafis
jaws dont know that a storms gonna come, he just wants everyone to be his chum+
get it? get it?

the mayor dont care that the townsfolk died, he doesnt wanna spoil the fourth of july
he’s like “everybody cool it! Lets go for a swim!”
but holy SHIT here comes that fin singing

JAWS is here
here is JAWS
(he is a shark without a cause)
he was in a movie
a movie called JAWS!
JAWS is here
here is JAWS
(he is a shark who fights the law)
he was in a movie that EVERYONE saw

something something, the beach gets closed
the mayors like “ok yeah this blows”
suddenly jaws has got a price on his head, but the wrong little shark baby ends up dead!
it was jaws little brother
now hes pissed
the mayor just shot to the TOP of his list
he sneaks in his house in the middle of the night and he eata that FUCKER in a single bite!
Golly!

(vocalizing to the beat)

now the mayors dead, so brodys in charge!
he knows the real killer is still at large
so he and the drafis make a decision
theyre goin on a hunt;theyre gonna go fishin!
for jaws!
a man named quint lets them use his boat on the conditionthathebetheone to cut jaws throat
cuz he was a sailor back in WW2
and jaws ate his ENTIRE crew, woah!

JAWS is here!
here is JAWS!
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie you should watch it its called JAWS-
JAWS is here!
here is JAWS!
(he is a shark who fought the law!)
he was in a movie that EVERYONE saw!

theyre out on the sea.
they wair all night.
where could jaws be?
hes nowhere in sight!
drafis decides to go down in a cage
while JAWS SHOWS UP IN A FULL ON RAGE!

he tears up the cage like paper in a shredder while drafis makes his wetsuit wetter
he hides behind a rock like a cowardly prick and doesnt show up untim the end of the flic!

brodys like “were gonna need a bigger boat”
so they go back home and get a bigger boat
the biggest boat thats ever sailed
gonna kicks jaw’s ASS, or i guess his tail
(yeah his tail…)
but OH MY SHIT
JAWS JUMPS OUT
AND QUINT GETS BIT
right in HALF like a kitkat bar
up in the sky rheres a shooting star
(thats quint.
up in heaven.
hes a star now.)

brody is angry
hes all like “fuck it”
he takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
jaws’ last words are “woah, respect.”
then he explodes and its a pretty cool effect yeah!

JAWS is dead!
long live JAWS!
(he was a shark without a cause!)
he was in a movie
a movie called JAWS!!
JAWS is dead!
long live JAWS!
(he was a shark who fought the law!)
he was in a movie that EVERYONE saw
(he was in a movie that everyone saw)
JAWS is dead!
long live JAWS!
(he was a shark who fought the law!)
he was in a movie.
called JAWS!
(jaws is dead)
at the academy awards
(long live jaws)
HE WAS ROBBED.

(if i stopped its not bc i dont remember its bc i had to go)

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/in

mash with 24h phases… a mash for the employed… incredible

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A mash for the employed, by the employed

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Good thing im still technically employed i think

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/in !!

Likey tempted me points a finger accusingly at Garfooled (and just as quickly takes it away because that’s rude™️)

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Kriiiii :purple_heart::purple_heart::purple_heart: haiiiii
Ty for joining me ^^

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E-e-em***yed…AAAAAAAAAAA
Hides beneath covers

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Nooooooo c’mere cutie :triumph:🩵 thank YOU for inviting me!!! The accusation is that it looks fun :pp

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It is fun! Just a bit overwhelming with the amount of players haha :laughing:

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Oh my god. I had not considered what a 50+ player list implied :sob::sob::sob: I’m going to :sparkles: die :sparkles:

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