Marchlolit
Mafia Shortnite Scrub
A long time ago, Marshal, sulit, and Chloe were eliminated back to back in what was one of many, many arguable worst town games on FoL. But it wasn’t supposed to happen. It was never supposed to happen. YOU did this. You made this happen. You, a simple spectator, saw the original outcome, a well-fought town game with sulit’s sister getting elimmed in the f3, and thought this couldn’t stand. You wished on a star for a different outcome. And while you got it, you fucked up the continuum. Time hasn’t moved the same as it used to. All this unstable Time and Mafia energy has had to go somewhere. And it’s pooled. Here. Into this role, which you have now randed. Marshal, sulit, and Chloe were never supposed to die. The versions of them that led the town together to take down firekitten, centuries, and grace one by one have been trapped for the past 6ish years in a sort of limbo state with the rest of the Time and Mafia that you removed and replaced. Now, we have freed them. The fate is yours. You get to experience what it’s like to be stuck in a place where Time and Mafia are both inevitable and never enough. This is what you asked for.
We are marchlolit, we carry the flame (Passive) - If you die, the wolfteam immediately loses and the game is over.
Sisyphus (Passive) - If you lose the game, FAM6 will be reranded, with all other players’ memories wiped, except for yours. You will still be marchlolit. You will not have the option to not play. Should you die in real life before winning FAM6, you won’t. You’re not allowed. It cannot happen.
Imaginaration (Passive) - Every single one of your wolfpartners will, in thread, do the PortalRadio gimmick. Nobody else will, and it will be pretty immediately obvious what’s happening.
Moderate (Passive) - Every time you cast a vote, it must be for someone you deem to be politically moderate. If you don’t earnestly believe they are, but vote them anyways, you instantly die. We will be able to tell.
The Count (Passive) - Each day, you will have a 1/X chance of instantly dying, with “X” being the highest number counted to in the #counting channel in wolfchat that day.
Turbo (Passive) - Each cycle, you must play in at least one Turbo on MafiaUniverse. If you lose, gain a Loser charge. If you have 3 Loser Charges, you instantly die. If you fail to play in a Turbo on MafiaUniverse, you instantly die.
Hero and Leader of the Fortress, MD (Passive) - To target a player with “Doctor C”, you must have actually saved their real life from a killing attempt that same cycle. You cannot be the person who tried to kill them, but you can try to convince someone else to do it. Each night, if you do not successfully block a nightkill with “Doctor C”, you die.
Weezer (Passive) - What is this, 2021? You may only post votes or weezer lyrics. Sorry.
Marisson (Passive) - Each second, you will play a game of Marson with 14 alternative versions of yourself. They will not know what is happening, but will be told if they lose, they die. They will believe it. If you lose, you die, but like in fam6. Even though it is happening every second, each game will feel like it is the length of a normal Marson game to you.
Like (Passive) - If you ever use like as a filler word, you die. If you ever like a post, you die. If you ever like someone like that, you die. If someone likes one of your posts, you must like their post back, or you die.
Academic Weapon (Passive) - All of your actions are multitasking
Kronos (Active, Compulsive, Night) - Kill a random member of the wolfteam.
Doctor C (Active, Night) - Doctor a player, preventing them from being killed. This ability works 30% of the time, and only on shots from town vigilantes.
Moderate (Active, Day) - Quote a post where a player breaks a rule, and warn them. Players who have recieved warnings will feel bad about it, and you have to hold that on your conscience, you sick fuck. Also if you dont use this ability once a day you instantly die.
Robotics (Active, Night 3 Only) - Heal yourself from Poisoned Chleb. To use this ability, you must first create a FIRST Robotics Competition or FIRST Tech Challenge robot that is capable of winning worlds for whatever the current game is.
Poisoned Chleb (Active, Night, Compulsive) - Die tonight.
Bedwars (Active, Day, Compulsive) - Challenge a town player to a game of Bedwars on hypixel, to be played that night. The loser will be killed. The winner will have their alignment publicly revealed in thread
Retired (Active, Night, Compulsive) - Choose a town player. Their slot will be replaced with a retired mafia player who is significantly better than that player. If no such player exists, immediately die.
Orangeandblack5 (Active, Day 1, Compulsive) - Using this action sends a discord message to Orangeandblack5, from your account, earnestly asking him what kind of headphones he thinks would be best to purchase if you really care about the sound quality. If he stops talking, you instantly die. But like, don’t worry about that clause. You still have to read every message though.
Music League (Active, Day 2, Compulsive) - Create a Music League event, that’s just actually music league. It will have 5 categories. Every category will be something that you hate, and you have to compose, play, and sing every song that you submit. If you lose any category in this event, you die. If you make it through the event alive, you will recieve a potato. You may pass this potato to another player. This does nothing.
regrettable 2020 discord post. ayaya. (Active, Night 0, Compulsive) - An alternative version of you, with perfect memory, is tasked with finding the worst thing you’ve posted on discord and sending it in the cookie thread. Have fun with that.
fruity (Active, Day, Compulsive) - Choose a fruit. Tonight, you will eat this fruit, and it will kill you
baking (Night) - Bake the fruit from fruity into a pastry of some sort instead of eating it, and give it to a player. This must be the player you ended the day voting. You must also actually bake a pastry with your chosen fruit and feed it to that player in real life, otherwise the ability doesn’t work.
Motion Detector (Night) - Detect if a player has motion. Motion can include being visited, visiting someone, havin’ that white boy swag, pulling baddies, having that shit on, knowing ball, etc. This ability doesn’t actually do anything, but that fact will be removed from your flip, because you are a convincing motion detector.
You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.
